# The Real Story of ChainSaw Massacure

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-chainsaw-massacure/428954>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [December 5, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-chainsaw-massacure/428954 "2007-12-05T21:38:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-chainsaw-massacure/428954/41 "2007-12-20T23:20:51Z")

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[QUOTE=dropzone]  
I’m offering 3 cats-eye marbles, a piece of string, and a dead bird.  
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What’s a dead bird good for, removing warts? Spunk water works better ya know.

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