# the real story of the texas chainsaw massacer, and cecil can u read this and comment on it **URL:** \ **Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\ **Created:** [June 7, 2011, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611 "2011-06-07T08:10:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/41 "2011-06-08T04:08:35Z")
\ OK, **Big D Ron** , I’m not sure what other boards you are used to, but on this board we use correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation. We also have a rule that is enforced in every forum except for the BBQ Pit. _Attack the idea, not the poster_. Calling another poster a _dumbass_ breaks this rule. I’m going to assume you will listen. Consider this a **MODERATOR WARNING** to mend your ways. Read our rules, located in the About This Message Board forum. If you will listen, a nice friendly community awaits you here. If not, please go find another one. \ ---
**Author:** ![Big\_D\_Ron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Big\_D\_Ron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_D_Ron)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/42 "2011-06-08T04:17:56Z")
Im done with this stupid ass website. Because most of you people don’t have any commen sense and only rely on what books and science says! > [@Wendell\_Wagner](#): > > Big D Ron writes: > > \> I bet my s.a.t scores are double yours. > > I know that that statement was directed at Oakminister, but my SAT scores were 719V/772M. Since it’s impossible to get more than 800V/800M, it’s not possible for your SAT scores to be anything close to double mine. There are many people here whose SAT scores are more than half of yours. In fact, I suspect many people here have SAT scores that are far more than yours. > > \> If you look it up it says something like if we feel like the goverment is’nt working > \> in the favor of the people then we can replace them with one that is. > > O.K., where do I look this up? More specifically, where do I look up the place where it says that we can do the following?: > > \> o n did u know that we can march to the white house n kick the president n all > \> the goverment workers out n destroy the laws that they made nd replace them > \> with who we see fit. > > Where does it say that all we have to do is march to the White House, and they will allow us to kick out the President and all the federal workers and get rid of all the current federal laws? Who the hell do you think you are? I got a 1200 on my sat’s! People like you are the type of people that need to drop dead off this planet! Come meet me in person and i’ll fuckin put you in a coma! you ever heard of Jeet Kune Do? I’ve been learing martial arts since kindergarden, and im not joking dude! im not afraid of fucking you up! O and have you ever heard of the constitution? Rico Perfect Mister Moderator Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Utah’s Dixie Posts: 4,533 \ OK, Big D Ron, I’m not sure what other boards you are used to, but on this board we use correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation. We also have a rule that is enforced in every forum except for the BBQ Pit. Attack the idea, not the poster. Calling another poster a dumbass breaks this rule. I’m going to assume you will listen. Consider this a MODERATOR WARNING to mend your ways. Read our rules, located in the About This Message Board forum. If you will listen, a nice friendly community awaits you here. If not, please go find another one. I’m done with being nice.Your warning me! These people are basically calling me a retard! Just not saying it flat out! I dont see you saying nothing to them! Whatever im done with this site! Im going some place that has people with a little common sense! ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/43 "2011-06-08T04:21:56Z")
\ Seeya. \ ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/44 "2011-06-08T04:38:27Z")
Forget about the curveball, **Rico**. Give him the heater. 😃 Someone less lazy than I should link this in the epic Ron thread. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/45 "2011-06-08T04:40:37Z")
Members are now getting an inkling about why I left that Paradise called Texas. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/46 "2011-06-08T04:49:50Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Members are now getting an inkling about why I left that Paradise called Texas. Of course. Because of all the chainsaw massacres. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Jeet\_Kune\_Do](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Jeet\_Kune\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeet_Kune_Do)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/47 "2011-06-08T05:43:12Z")
I agree with Big D Ron. Why are you people so ignorant? You people have some problems! I mean the guy was just giving his view on something and you were’nt smart enough to understand it so you attacked him. He’s right about the constitution thing I looked it up. I also heard that what he said about the movie is true. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/48 "2011-06-08T05:50:20Z")
Reported. ---
**Author:** ![Jeet\_Kune\_Do](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Jeet\_Kune\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeet_Kune_Do)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/49 "2011-06-08T05:57:58Z")
So why did you boot him? He was only defending himself. If anything the people who attacked him should be booted. What do you mean reported? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/50 "2011-06-08T06:02:53Z")
Why was he booted? Are you serious? How about this: > [@Big\_D\_Ron](#): > > Come meet me in person and i’ll fuckin put you in a coma! you ever heard of Jeet Kune Do? I’ve been learing martial arts since kindergarden, and im not joking dude! im not afraid of fucking you up! And reported means it’s been brough to the attention of the moderators that it seems just a little too convenient that you show up with the screen name **Jeet Kune Do** just like he mentions above with your very first post within minutes of him being banned. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/51 "2011-06-08T06:04:31Z")
> [@Jeet\_Kune\_Do](#): > > So why did you boot him? He was only defending himself. If anything the people who attacked him should be booted. What do you mean reported? It was suicide by mod. And I reported the thread because I suspect another rules violation has occurred since the guy got banned. Don’t think the rules allow me to specify which rule I think has been violated, but it’s obvious to most. ---
**Author:** ![Jeet\_Kune\_Do](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Jeet\_Kune\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeet_Kune_Do)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/52 "2011-06-08T06:25:16Z")
Lmfao!!! You people are a bunch of losers who spend way to much time on the computer! Plus your so fucking stupid you believe whatever the goverment tells you. PLUS your a bunch of close minded ignorant faggets who only believe whats written on a piece of paper, your to stupid to open your mind and step back and take a look at things. So what do you do, you kick my boyfreind off and treat him like an idiot. I seen his sat scores and he did get a 1200, i know he lied a little bit but that doesn’t make him stupid. Whats wrong with you people? Why do you think your so much better than him? Because your really not, if anything you people are nothing but scumbags who cant think outside the box. ---
**Author:** ![Jeet\_Kune\_Do](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Jeet\_Kune\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeet_Kune_Do)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/53 "2011-06-08T06:36:16Z")
O im sorry it was’nt the constitution it was the Declaration of Independence. Go look it up people. “This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their Constitutional right of amending it or their revolutionary right to dismember it or overthrow it.” Source(s): > **[Overthrow the Government of the United States](http://www.overthrowthegovernment.org/)** > > Has the time come for the people to rise up against the government of the United States of America and start a revolution to overthrow the government? [http://quotes.liberty-tree.ca/quote\_blog…](http://quotes.liberty-tree.ca/quote_blog%E2%80%A6) ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/54 "2011-06-08T06:45:09Z")
Your first link is somewhat less than persuasive. Unintentionally funny, but that isn’t a plus in a debate. The second one isn’t working for me. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/55 "2011-06-08T06:46:20Z")
_facepalm_ ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/56 "2011-06-08T06:48:18Z")
The declaration of independence is not a legal document. But I respect the fact that you found as legitimate a website as [overthrowthegovernment.org](http://overthrowthegovernment.org). ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/57 "2011-06-08T06:49:02Z")
> [@Jeet\_Kune\_Do](#): > > “…Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their Constitutional right of amending it or their revolutionary right to dismember it or overthrow it.” Well, I’ve been meaning to do that ever since that whole chainsaw thing happened. So, where can I get a copy of this 'Independence" thing you’ve been reading? ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/58 "2011-06-08T07:01:50Z")
> [@Jeet\_Kune\_Do](#): > > O im sorry it was’nt the constitution it was the Declaration of Independence. Go look it up people. > > “This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their Constitutional right of amending it or their revolutionary right to dismember it or overthrow it.” > Source(s): > [http://www.overthrowthegovernment.org/](http://www.overthrowthegovernment.org/) > [http://quotes.liberty-tree.ca/quote\_blog…](http://quotes.liberty-tree.ca/quote_blog%E2%80%A6) Since we’re including any historical document into the record as binding law, it’s too bad you already swore obedience to the gub’mint. It’s called the Pledge of Allegiance, Go look it up dude/lady. “I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands…” Source: [socialstudiesforkids.com](http://www.socialstudiesforkids.com/articles/ushistory/pledgeofallegiancehistory.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Jeet\_Kune\_Do](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Jeet\_Kune\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeet_Kune_Do)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/59 "2011-06-08T07:13:55Z")
> [@B.Serum](#): > > Since we’re including any historical document into the record as binding law, it’s too bad you already swore obedience to the gub’mint. It’s called the Pledge of Allegiance, Go look it up dude/lady. > > “I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands…” > Source: > [socialstudiesforkids.com](http://www.socialstudiesforkids.com/articles/ushistory/pledgeofallegiancehistory.htm) How bout using some commen sense, and dont get involed in the conversation if you dont have anything intelligent to say. I dont appreciate you calling me a dude! Why are you people so mean? Are we not aloud to speak our opinon? This website is the opposite of what it is supposed to be. Inner Stickler ``` Is that supposed to be a shot at me? ``` ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2011, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-real-story-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacer-and-cecil-can-u-read-this-and-comment-on-it/584611/60 "2011-06-08T07:17:21Z")
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