# The Really Bad Cookies and Other Stuff MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 11, 2013, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625 "2013-03-11T10:14:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/101 "2013-03-12T16:29:03Z")
Howdy Y’all! N.O.L.time which consists of some beastloaf and mac 'n cheese. YUM! **gigity** a good deal of the former Turner AFB here is now a brewery. Glad they decided to do sump’n useful with it. 😃 I have never had a shamrock shake. The only flavors I associate with green are mint and lime and neither sounds like it should be in a shake. McRibs are meh. I’m told there will be geen lemonade on Sattidy. Not sure about that either. :dubious: Oh and the most important question regardin’ Sattidy’s festivities has been solved. I pick up the keg o’ green beer Firday at five o’clock in the p.m. and there shall be folk waitin’ at the church house to help unload it and get it in the fridge. One of the good things about a biiiiiiiiiiiiig commercial refrigerator is there’s room in it to store important stuff. Ok, need to finish up N.O.L. and jump back into the pile of paperirk that awaits. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/102 "2013-03-12T17:28:43Z")
> [@2gigch1](#): > > We’ve had a few eye opening firins recently, including one guy who was freelancing for a few months, got hired full time then fired 2 weeks later. Turns out he had issues management wasn’t aware of when they gave him the bump up. You can get bail for ax murder? :eek: I have more MickeyD’s shakes in these couple of weeks than the rest of the year combined. I likes me some Shamrock shake. Much better than green beer as certain things should not be green - bleech! The last shake I had was pretty nummy too; I made it meeself - creamsicle ice cream & instead of milk I used Friday’s creamsicle drink. Twas a little thick thou, so next time I need to add more of the TGI’s orange flavored vodka (& then not have any plans for the rest of the night.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/103 "2013-03-12T17:36:05Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > – which gives us the corollary to Murphy’s Law: “Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.” 😃 There is another corollary in this vein: “If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/104 "2013-03-12T18:45:37Z")
> [@2gigch1](#): > > Wow a thread just jumped up on MPSIMS that **Opal** passed. It has to be a hoax ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/105 "2013-03-12T18:47:35Z")
I spent several hours assembling the parts I’ve been working on into a model, only to have EVERYTHING I DID disappear! _\_ Honestly, I don’t know what happened - I was saving all along - I really was!! But I’m too tired now to figure it out, so screw it. I’ll deal with it tomorrow. It’s pouring. I have no idea what I’ll make for supper. My neck and shoulders are achy. And yes, I’d like some cheese with my whine… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/106 "2013-03-12T19:21:50Z")
I’ve finished my schoolwork, so I spent practically the entirety of today mucking around on the Internet at school (including on the Dope.) I hope nobody finds out… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/107 "2013-03-12T19:27:38Z")
**Y’ALL DON’T TELL ON MIDGET, OK???** Always glad to help keep little secrets. 😃 Ima grill some boneless chikin boobs for dindin along with wild rice and succotash. Another real excitatin’ yet easy enough to put together dindin. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/108 "2013-03-12T19:30:40Z")
Swampy! My whole class could’ve seen that large print! Tsk tsk. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/109 "2013-03-12T20:04:49Z")
Just read the **Opal** thread. ☹ **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/110 "2013-03-12T20:06:56Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > I’ve finished my schoolwork, so I spent practically the entirety of today mucking around on the Internet at school (including on the Dope.) > > I hope nobody finds out… 🙂 It’s good practice for once you’re employed in the private sector. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/111 "2013-03-12T20:08:52Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > It has to be a hoax We wish ☹ > [@freckafree](#): > > There is another corollary in this vein: “If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.” And - after you walk a mile in another person’s shoes, you can criticize them all you want, and you can even keep their shoes – they’re a mile away from you and barefoot! 😛 > [@EmilyG](#): > > I’ve finished my schoolwork, so I spent practically the entirety of today mucking around on the Internet at school (including on the Dope.) > > I hope nobody finds out… 🙂 What are you offering, to convince us not to tell…? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/112 "2013-03-12T20:14:30Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > We wish ☹ What is the thread title? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/113 "2013-03-12T20:20:27Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > What are you offering, to convince us not to tell…? 🙂 It varies by mumper: **Mooommm** gets chawklit **Doggio** & I get beers & for **Swampy** , howsa bout some nice… Brussel sprouts 😛 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/114 "2013-03-12T20:23:59Z")
Supper will be veggie beef soup made with the leftover stock from the brisket. It smells yum already! 😃 The rain has stopped and it’s kinda pretty out. Sadly, a cold front is coming our way. Still, one day closer to spring, so there’s that. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/115 "2013-03-12T20:43:25Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > … > > What are you offering, to convince us not to tell…? 🙂 Hmm… a chocolate (chawklit) bar? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/116 "2013-03-12T20:48:26Z")
When I shuffle off the Mortal Coil, and someone posts, “Bye, Plant”, Rosie has permission to post, “Is he for sale?” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/117 "2013-03-12T20:49:00Z")
Yeah, give me [del]fart blossoms\*\* brussels sprouts. Those suckers are hard as rocks when frozen. Great weaponry to throw at **Spidey**. 😛 Ok, need to get dindin underway. ETA: **flytrap** a link to the [Opal thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=684883)☹ ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/118 "2013-03-12T20:53:03Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Hmm… a chocolate (chawklit) bar? If you deliver it in person, it’s a deal 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/119 "2013-03-12T20:58:42Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > . > > ETA: **flytrap** a link to the [Opal thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=684883)☹ A bogus thread was mentioned. Frozen brussels and one of those big assed [slingshots](http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111022212655/bioshock/images/9/95/Daisy-slingshot-p51_23587_zoom-1-.jpg) sounds cool. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/120 "2013-03-12T20:59:22Z")
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