# The Really Bad Cookies and Other Stuff MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 11, 2013, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625 "2013-03-11T10:14:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/161 "2013-03-13T12:18:49Z")
Happy **Nava** Day!!! Up, caffeinated, off to irk. [sub][sub][sub][sub]I want a **N.O.T.** gun[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub] **FCM** , as opposed to a S.A.E. buttload of work? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/162 "2013-03-13T12:19:07Z")
Hey, **Rosie**! :goose: šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/163 "2013-03-13T13:51:06Z")
I am sneezinā€™ and my nose is runny. Thereā€™s either oak pollen in the air or I should dust my orifice beinā€™ as the cleaninā€™ crew does not know how to dust apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/164 "2013-03-13T14:08:58Z")
Happy Humping Day Feliz Nacimento **Nava** Back when the coffee kicks in **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/165 "2013-03-13T14:37:01Z")
Happy B-Day\*\* Nava.\*\* I actually have irk to do. What is up with _that_??? ---
**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/166 "2013-03-13T14:56:13Z")
Well, **FCM** , as a fellow drafter of 20-somthing years, it always goes faster the second time! Speaking of veggies, I got my first load of organic veggies delivered yesterday. Used some to go with a roast. Roast was not to my liking, but the veggies were awesome. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/167 "2013-03-13T15:14:52Z")
Second time \*was \*a lot faster, \*\*Fae \*\*- and I think partly because today Iā€™m much better rested than I was yesterday. What a huge difference that makes!! Iā€™ve submitted all the drawing for the power module for check and I updated my status log - Iā€™ve done a lot of work in the last few days - go me! šŸ˜ƒ Lunch break (yummy leftover soup from last night), then Iā€™ll start on the patch panel module. Thatā€™s an easy one, provided I remember how to do modeling in sheet metal. I just learned yesterday, so youā€™d think itā€™d be fresh in my mindā€¦ youā€™d think. šŸ˜› Itā€™s sunny and purdy out, tho chillier than itā€™s been. Iā€™m fighting spring fever, and the chillier temps help - I donā€™t like playing in dirt when itā€™s below 60Ā° outside - **brrrrrrrrr**! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/168 "2013-03-13T15:40:18Z")
Donā€™t you just love it when somebody calls you up to bitch you out about some paperirk said person has not gotten and you can say, ā€œYou mean the paperirk I sent you a week ago and you confirmed you received by email the same day?ā€ Sure enough, it was all there! NEENER! NEENER! NEENER! šŸ˜› I did not say the ā€œNEENER! NEENER! NEENER!ā€ part outloud but I did say it in my haid and I did stick my tongue out. šŸ˜ƒ Iā€™m thinkinā€™ N.O.L.time cause tummy is kinda rumbly. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/169 "2013-03-13T16:53:16Z")
> [@2gigch1](#): > > You read my mind. Which movie? I slept too long yesterday to watch a movie, but tonight, itā€™s going to be _Singing in the Rain_. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/170 "2013-03-13T16:59:02Z")
N.O.L. is et. All is good. For now. Even the \ _telephone_ is quiet. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/171 "2013-03-13T17:00:49Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Even the \ _telephone_ is quiet. Obviously a clever ploy to lull you into a False Sense of Security. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/172 "2013-03-13T17:04:59Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Obviously a clever ploy to lull you into a False Sense of Security. Well, telephones are teh evil. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/173 "2013-03-13T17:24:33Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Yes **Spidey** a variation of that would be what I am referring to. At one time I had a goal of sending a 1lb projectile 1 mile, fortunately I remembered the BATF before I built it. > > **Jim** Tell the BatFags (no offense to anyone in the gay community) to kiss your (insert the color of your ass here) ass. As long as it loads from the front they have no say in the matter. My 2 pounder will toss an assortment of things a mile or more and the old 6 pound Napoleon I had was even more fun. (I have a very interesting garage and some really nervous and polite neighbors :smack: ) (And in case anyone is wondering ā€” a 2lb gun will fire a rubber chicken roughly 100 yards and reinvent vulcanized rubber at the same time. Fold it in half and lube it really well.) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/174 "2013-03-13T17:40:59Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Hey, **Rosie**! > > šŸŖæ > > šŸ˜‰ :eek: šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/175 "2013-03-13T17:42:06Z")
Such blurage I wouldnā€™t wish on my worst enemy - well, maybe my worst enemy, but no one else ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/176 "2013-03-13T17:51:19Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > N.O.L. is et. All is good. For now. Even the \ _telephone_ is quiet. Does the phrase ā€œtempting fateā€ mean anything to you? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/177 "2013-03-13T18:02:47Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Tell the BatFags (no offense to anyone in the gay community) to kiss your (insert the color of your ass here) ass. As long as it loads from the front they have no say in the matter. My 2 pounder will toss an assortment of things a mile or more and the old 6 pound Napoleon I had was even more fun. > > (I have a very interesting garage and some really nervous and polite neighbors :smack: ) > > (And in case anyone is wondering ā€” a 2lb gun will fire a rubber chicken roughly 100 yards and reinvent vulcanized rubber at the same time. Fold it in half and lube it really well.) Now thereā€™s an idea for a TV show: ā€œDinner at a Distance[sup]TM[/sup]ā€ - the 2" PVC for mashed (upon serving) N.O.T., the larger one for Cornish Game Hens (deboned upon contact). Oranges for dessert. What are we serving for a green veggie, **Swampy** ā€™s favorite from 1" PVC? ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/178 "2013-03-13T18:18:10Z")
**Spidey, Ruble** you are my kind of guys. **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/179 "2013-03-13T20:05:25Z")
Howdy from da cave. Dindin tonight is soup ā€˜n sammich Agape supper at the chruch house so no cookinā€™ for da bear tonight. YAY!!! Plus we have a new Pope. Not that heā€™s MY Pope cause we Whiskypalians donā€™t have one of those. We have a Presiding Bishop. A woman, no less. Ainā€™t we just a big olā€™ buncha heretics! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625/180 "2013-03-13T20:22:30Z")
Heretics, lunaticsā€¦whatever. šŸ˜ƒ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-really-bad-cookies-and-other-stuff-mmp/652625.md?page=10)