# The reason why I have been so perverted recently **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383 "2000-09-24T19:03:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/1 "2000-09-24T19:03:46Z")
Basically, it’s sexual frustruation. My boyfriend is 800 miles away in Israel and he’ll be there for the next six weeks. So until then all you dopers will be graced with the horny hormone driven sex crazed me. Anyone got a problem with that? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/2 "2000-09-24T19:06:03Z")
Arg. That’s **8000** miles away. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/3 "2000-09-24T19:17:03Z")
Oh for the days when six weeks seemed like a long time to go without sex ☹ ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/4 "2000-09-24T19:21:07Z")
It’s actually 8 weeks. He has already been gone for 2. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/5 "2000-09-24T19:51:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*Basically, it’s sexual frustruation. My boyfriend is 800 miles away in Israel and he’ll be there for the next six weeks. So until then all you dopers will be graced with the horny hormone driven sex crazed me. Anyone got a problem with that? \*\* You mean… **only** six weeks? What will we do after that? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/6 "2000-09-24T20:01:57Z")
_And there’s a road in the distant sun where the eagle flies with the dove And if you can’t be with the one you love Honey, love the one you with!_ Just joking, hyper. Keep thinking about how incredibly great the sex will be after 8 weeks of anticipation. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/7 "2000-09-24T20:17:23Z")
Hmm… your boyfriend is in another country, 8000 miles away, for the next six weeks, and in the meantime you’ve been left horny and sex-crazed. I really don’t see the problem here. But seriously, just think of how wonderful it’ll be to see him after six weeks. Hopefully that’ll hold you over. And if not, we’re always here for you, and you can always talk to me; I spend lots of time online. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/8 "2000-09-24T20:18:39Z")
Wait, that doesn’t look right. I swear I’m not trying to get her to cheat on her boyfriend, really! ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/9 "2000-09-24T20:25:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ruadh \* > \*\*Oh for the days when six weeks seemed like a long time to go without sex ☹ \*\* Yeah, try coming off a 5 YEAR dry spell, getting some(with the help of an UmmmFriend) then having them start dating someone. Right back into the dry spell. _sigh_ One of these days I WILL explode. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/10 "2000-09-24T20:26:42Z")
I know. After 8 weeks of waiting he has promised to “ravish me like an animal” as soon as he gets back. But god is it tortorous until then. I am proud of myself for being good though. So far anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/11 "2000-09-24T20:38:01Z")
Well at least your boyfriend is going to come back. Feel better, you’ll have him back soon enough. My boyfriend recently broke up with me, and when you’re used to dragging a guy into a dark corner whenever you feel like it, suddenly not being able to do anything more than give him a friendly hug is hell. I almost wish he was 8000 miles away. Well just wanted to give you a little bit of sympathy and hopefully show you that some people are worse off. Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/12 "2000-09-24T21:46:32Z")
Six weeks? Heck, that’s practically tomorrow. Try two and a half months down, three to go, and no way (that we’ve figured out) to live in the same country _without_ getting married first. Eh well, nice to know there are other equally frustrated people out there… ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/13 "2000-09-24T22:00:59Z")
I would not consider once per 8 weeks a dry spell. For me, that would be a windfall. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/14 "2000-09-24T22:12:45Z")
The people: **Anniz** and **Montfort** The locations: Stockholm, Sweden, and Rockville, MD, USA, respectively The distance: 5000 miles, give or take The wait: Until 18 November, 54 days and counting… ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/15 "2000-09-24T22:14:10Z")
Well I’ve been in a DRY spell for 10 weeks now. Oh well it’s looking to end soon. BTW, just curious hypergirl, how old are you? ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/16 "2000-09-24T23:07:16Z")
Hey, how come its rude to tell a woman to get laid so she be in a better mood; but like its okay for a woman to say shes not in a better mood cause she’s not got laid??? ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/17 "2000-09-24T23:25:33Z")
Don’t worry everybody. I get to hear her talk aobut her sexual frustration all day at school… Is there anyway to him back from Israel so I can have relatively more peace?? I know this seperation is hard for you but you just have to get by… ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/18 "2000-09-25T00:14:10Z")
DigitalMuse, Just to lower the tone - isn’t your last signature rather TOO appropriate for this thread? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/19 "2000-09-25T00:18:31Z")
Six weeks? Six lousy weeks? Feh. Four years since I’ve been kissed. 18 years and a buncha months since I’ve had sex. My advice, hyprgrl: get all yer homework for the week he comes back done as soon as possible so you don’t have any distractions:) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383/20 "2000-09-25T00:36:21Z")
Just to answer the OP: > [@](#): > > _hypergirl_ > So until then all you dopers will be graced with the horny hormone driven sex crazed me. Anyone got a problem with that? No problem whatsoever here. In fact, there isn’t anything I wouldn’t give to be graced (as you put it) with a horny, hormone driven, sex crazed woman in real life. Obviously, I’m not going to have a problem reading about one on a message board. Please, vent your frustration however you see fit :D. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reason-why-i-have-been-so-perverted-recently/34383.md?page=2)