# The reply is a Python Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 7, 2010, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621 "2010-05-07T11:34:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/21 "2010-05-07T18:20:42Z")
Well, I put on women’s clothing, and hang around in bars. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/22 "2010-05-07T18:26:32Z")
Mind if we call you ‘Bruce’ to keep it clear? ---
**Author:** ![cantara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@cantara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantara)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/23 "2010-05-07T18:49:55Z")
No, no…B_ **r** _ian ---
**Author:** ![Koldanar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@Koldanar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koldanar)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/24 "2010-05-07T18:53:28Z")
> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > The OP explicitly states the responses are supposed to come from other sketches, not the same sketch as what you’re responding to. > > “Now hand over all your lupins!” Admittedly, I skimmed, and saw an argument sketch happen twice too! And to continue… “Excuse me, miss?” ---
**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/25 "2010-05-07T18:54:04Z")
We’ve already got one! ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/26 "2010-05-07T18:55:15Z")
But it’s my only line!! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/27 "2010-05-07T18:55:59Z")
You lucky, lucky bastard! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/28 "2010-05-07T18:58:19Z")
No, “Aaaaaaaarrrgggghhhhhh”, at the back of the throat. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/29 "2010-05-07T19:17:35Z")
Also, in the Inverness pantomime last Christmas, the part of Puss in Boots was played by a native of New Guinea with a plate in her lip, so that every time Dick Whittington gave her a French kiss, he got the back of his throat scraped. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/30 "2010-05-08T03:33:33Z")
French Soldier: I’m French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king? Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England? French Soldier: Mind your own business. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/31 "2010-05-08T05:06:29Z")
Ah! Hein…Reginald you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person. ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/32 "2010-05-08T05:13:52Z")
Reg: All right … all right … but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order … what have the Romans ever done for us? ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/33 "2010-05-08T06:00:28Z")
after the spanking, the oral sex!! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/34 "2010-05-08T09:58:32Z")
Right, you two hermits, stop that sketch. I think it’s silly. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/35 "2010-05-08T10:04:51Z")
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I’m being repressed! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/36 "2010-05-08T12:40:16Z")
Nobody expects the Spanish…oh bugger. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/37 "2010-05-08T12:48:49Z")
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/38 "2010-05-08T14:01:34Z")
You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you’ve done to him! He’s worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honourable Man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss. Oh… it makes me mad… mad! _(slams cleaver into the table)_ ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/39 "2010-05-08T17:14:16Z")
I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/40 "2010-05-08T17:25:25Z")
Right. I had to get up at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our mother and father would kill us and dance on our graves singing Hallelujah. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621.md?page=3)