# The reply is a Python Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 7, 2010, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621 "2010-05-07T11:34:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/41 "2010-05-08T18:25:00Z")
E’s not pinin’! 'E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/42 "2010-05-08T19:01:18Z")
Bring out… The Comfy Chair! ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/43 "2010-05-08T19:09:25Z")
Landlady: You must be dying for a cup of tea. Johnson: Well, wouldn’t say no, long as it’s warm and wet ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/44 "2010-05-08T20:51:05Z")
What are you going to do, bleed on me? ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/45 "2010-05-08T23:08:37Z")
Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these… ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/46 "2010-05-08T23:50:43Z")
This is Mr. Nesbitt or Harlow New Town. Mr Nesbitt, would you stand UP, please ? Mr Nesbitt has learnt the value of not being seen. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/47 "2010-05-09T17:51:27Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > This is Mr. Nesbitt or Harlow New Town. Mr Nesbitt, would you stand UP, please ? > Mr Nesbitt has learnt the value of not being seen. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. “A shubbery?” ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/48 "2010-05-09T20:00:37Z")
_“It’s a sign!”_ ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/49 "2010-05-09T20:09:06Z")
Sailor #1: Still no sign of land. How long is it? Sailor #2: 33 days, sir. Sailor #4: Have we started again? (slap) ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/50 "2010-05-09T20:14:59Z")
Good evening. Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’, we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened. Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’ we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve … (looks puzzled fir a moment) Anyway, tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’ we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange… _(Cut to opening title sequence with montage of psychiatric photos and the two captions and music over. Cut back to Mr Boniface at desk, shaken. Caption on screen: ‘IT’S THE MIND’)_ Good evening. Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’ we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we someti… mes get … that … we’ve lived through something… ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/51 "2010-05-09T20:19:51Z")
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/52 "2010-05-09T20:26:20Z")
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!! ETA: Damn. Already used. I lose. ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/53 "2010-05-09T21:47:27Z")
You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/54 "2010-05-10T03:35:52Z")
I’m not a witch! And this \*isn’t \*my nose. \*They \*put it on me. ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/55 "2010-05-10T06:42:23Z")
Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head!! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/56 "2010-05-10T10:07:40Z")
> [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#): > > ETA: Damn. Already used. I lose. By me, no less! Ner, ner! Loserrrrrr! 😛 Anyhoo, where was we? _Well, we’ll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite._ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/57 "2010-05-10T11:03:54Z")
Poor Flopsy’s dead, and never even called me Mother. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/58 "2010-05-10T11:27:38Z")
Brian: I’m not a roman mum, I’m a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I’m kosher mum, I’m a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/59 "2010-05-10T11:32:02Z")
He puts on women’s clothing, and hangs around in bars… ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/60 "2010-05-10T12:09:57Z")
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