# The reply is a Python Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 7, 2010, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621 "2010-05-07T11:34:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/81 "2010-05-12T20:35:03Z")
I am no longer infected. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/82 "2010-05-12T21:43:20Z")
She turned me into a newt! ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/83 "2010-05-12T22:32:10Z")
**Storytime presenter:** Hello children, hello. Here is this morning’s story. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin. [opens book] **Storytime presenter:** One day, \*\*Ricky the Magic Pixie \*\*went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbled down cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he grabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down onto the bed and ripping off her… [shocked, skips ahead a few pages] ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/84 "2010-05-12T23:01:22Z")
Does she go? I’ll bet she does! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/85 "2010-05-13T00:50:43Z")
Her name is Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/86 "2010-05-13T02:19:09Z")
And now for something completely different…a man with 3 buttocks. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/87 "2010-05-13T03:59:57Z")
with blood squirting out, psssssssh, in slow motion ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/88 "2010-05-13T04:02:28Z")
It’s just a flesh wound. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/89 "2010-05-13T04:16:33Z")
garnished with lark’s vomit. ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/90 "2010-05-13T09:29:19Z")
NO 1. - The Larch ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/91 "2010-05-13T09:51:56Z")
Now I’m going to ask you the same question again, and if you say “No”, I’m going to shoot you in the head. Do you have any cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/92 "2010-05-13T10:08:31Z")
BRIAN: Well, don’t blame me. I didn’t ask to sell this stuff. REG: All right. Bag of otters’ noses, then. FRANCIS: Make it two. REG: Two. FRANCIS: Thanks, Reg. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/93 "2010-05-13T13:29:35Z")
They dressed me up like this. And this isn’t my nose, it’s a false one. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/94 "2010-05-13T13:35:26Z")
My name is spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but its pronounced Throat Wobbler Mangrove. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/95 "2010-05-13T14:27:56Z")
Last week the Royal Festival Hall saw the first performance of a new symphony by one of the world’s leading modern composers, Arthur ‘Two Sheds’ Jackson. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/96 "2010-05-13T17:20:29Z")
He has a wife, you know? ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/97 "2010-05-13T23:57:50Z")
Good evening. My name is Equator, Brian Equator. Like round the middle of the Earth, only with an L. (wheezing cough) This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit but she has a heart of gold. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/98 "2010-05-14T01:38:58Z")
Hello again, and welcome to Madagascar, where Francisco Huron is seeking Don Roberts. And I’ve just been told that he has been told that he has been unofficially described as ‘cold’. Ah, wait a minute. I’ve just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he’s definitely getting warmer. So we’ll be back again in just a few years. ---
**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/99 "2010-05-14T04:30:04Z")
Bounder: Anyway, you’re interested in one of our adventure holidays, eh? Tourist: Yes. I saw your advert in the bolour supplement. Bounder: The what? Tourist: The bolour supplement. Bounder: The colour supplement? Tourist: Yes. I’m sorry I can’t say the letter ‘B’. Bounder: C? Tourist: Yes that’s right. It’s all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. Bounder: A cat? Tourist: No a bat. Bounder: Can you say the letter ‘K’? Tourist: Oh yes, Khaki, king, kettle, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford. Bounder: Why don’t you say the letter ‘K’ instead of the letter ‘C’? Tourist: What you mean…spell bolour with a K? Bounder: Yes. Tourist: Kolour. Oh that’s very good, I never thought of that. Silly bunt… ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/100 "2010-05-14T14:36:29Z")
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