# The reply is a Python Quote

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 7, 2010, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621 "2010-05-07T11:34:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/121 "2010-05-19T16:59:44Z")

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Oooooo, I don’t like that.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/122 "2010-05-19T17:43:38Z")

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I’d…rather…just…sing!!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/123 "2010-05-19T19:51:28Z")

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You’re not fooling anybody, you know.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/124 "2010-05-24T20:11:34Z")

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I’m afraid I’m not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/125 "2010-05-25T07:15:46Z")

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“The cat’s eaten it”  
“Has he?”  
“She, sir”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/126 "2010-05-25T13:19:35Z")

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Does it come with wafers?

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**Author:** ![cantara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@cantara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cantara)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/127 "2010-05-25T20:18:02Z")

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A waffer thin chocolate mint…

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/128 "2010-05-26T09:07:34Z")

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Waiter, this conversation isn’t very good.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/129 "2010-05-26T09:31:55Z")

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_If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!_

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/130 "2010-05-26T09:38:12Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> _If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!_

Oops, wrong thread. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/131 "2010-05-26T10:04:37Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Waiter, this conversation isn’t very good.

Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/132 "2010-05-26T15:33:15Z")

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Do you want to come upstairs?

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/133 "2010-05-27T00:57:16Z")

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Right, we’ll just take the foreplay as read, shall we dear?

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/134 "2010-05-27T08:06:39Z")

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My nipples explode with delight.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/135 "2010-05-27T09:38:24Z")

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Proper little jailer’s pet, aren’t we?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/136 "2010-05-27T13:44:20Z")

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Right, I’ll do you for that!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/137 "2010-05-27T14:43:04Z")

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Man: Waaghh!  
Spreaders: Better. Better. But ‘waaaaaghh’! ‘Waaaagh’! Hold your hands here …  
Man: No!  
Spreaders: Now. (hits him)  
Man: Waagh!  
Spreaders: That’s it. That’s it. Good.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/138 "2010-05-27T15:58:28Z")

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He said it again!

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/139 "2010-05-27T17:02:29Z")

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But if it didn’t have bones in it, it wouldn’t be crunchy, now would it?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-python-quote/538621/140 "2010-05-27T17:49:51Z")

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It’s a bazooka!

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