# The Reply Is A Song Lyric **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 11, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726 "2010-04-11T12:09:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/321 "2010-04-17T14:07:36Z")
When I get that feelin’, I want sexual healing. Helps to relieve my mind ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/322 "2010-04-17T14:54:25Z")
You are _always_ on my mind. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/323 "2010-04-17T19:09:23Z")
We’re playing those mind games together. Pushing barriers, planting seeds ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/324 "2010-04-18T02:26:07Z")
You ain’t gonna find nothin’ down here friend Except seeds blowin’ up the highway in the south wind ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/325 "2010-04-18T03:24:20Z")
Everybody knows this is nowhere ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/326 "2010-04-18T03:43:35Z")
He’s a real nowhere man Sitting in his nowhere land Making all his nowhere plans for nobody ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/327 "2010-04-18T03:45:55Z")
Well, your nobody called today She hung up when I asked her name Now, I wonder, does she think she’s being clever? ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/328 "2010-04-18T03:59:20Z")
I didn’t phone you… and you didn’t phone me back. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/329 "2010-04-18T04:08:50Z")
When the phone didn’t ring, I knew it wasn’t you ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/330 "2010-04-18T04:34:50Z")
Hello, hello, baby; You called, I can’t hear a thing. I have got no service in the club, you see, see… Wha-Wha-What did you say? Oh, you’re breaking up on me… Sorry, I cannot hear you, I’m kinda busy. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/331 "2010-04-18T07:42:48Z")
Hello, this is Joannie. I’m sorry but I’m not home. (No one said they had to be good songs). ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/332 "2010-04-18T10:43:09Z")
You keep me hanging on the telephone ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/333 "2010-04-18T17:34:39Z")
And if you never hear from him That just means he didn’t call ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/334 "2010-04-18T18:41:32Z")
And when I finally get through On the telephone to you There’ll be nobody home ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/335 "2010-04-18T18:43:21Z")
Home, home on the range. Where the deer and the antelope play ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/336 "2010-04-19T01:53:27Z")
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer Had a very shiny nose ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/337 "2010-04-19T02:37:31Z")
[I called Dr. Max Rose That’s who I chose. He’s gonna make me A second-hand nose.](http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=7tQ8WLTTbU8%3D) ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/338 "2010-04-19T02:54:39Z")
I’m wearing second hand hats Second hand clothes Thats why they call me Second hand Rose ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/339 "2010-04-19T02:59:41Z")
Love is a rose, but you better not pick it, it only grows when it’s on the vine. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/340 "2010-04-19T03:27:24Z")
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