# The Reply Is A Song Lyric

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 11, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726 "2010-04-11T12:09:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 36

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/701 "2010-05-11T16:16:05Z")

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Don’t send me no distant salutations  
Or silly souvenirs from far away  
Don’t leave me alone in the twilight  
The twilight is the loneliest time of day

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/702 "2010-05-11T20:07:27Z")

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The phone is ringing and the clock says 4 AM  
If it’s your friends, well I don’t want to hear from them  
Just leave your number and a message at the tone  
Or you could just go on and leave me alone

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/703 "2010-05-12T01:03:58Z")

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So I got me an office, gold records on the wall  
Just leave a message, maybe I’ll call

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/704 "2010-05-12T01:39:15Z")

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Jody went to fight in Belfast  
Rudi stayed at home to starve  
I could make it all worthwhile as a rock & roll star

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/705 "2010-05-12T01:47:42Z")

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Yeah it’s a mighty long way down rock n roll  
From the Liverpool docks to the Hollywood Bowl  
And you crawl up the mountains and you fall down the holes  
All the way from Memphis

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/706 "2010-05-12T02:11:07Z")

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Ridin’ down the highway, goin’ to a show  
Stop in all the by-ways, playin’ rock ‘n’ roll  
Gettin’ robbed  
Gettin’ stoned  
Gettin’ beat up  
Broken boned  
Gettin’ had  
Gettin’ took  
I tell you people, it’s harder than it looks  
It’s a long way to the top  
If you wanna rock ‘n’ roll

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/707 "2010-05-12T06:26:37Z")

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Is my cock big enough?  
Is my brain small enough?  
For you to make me a star  
Give me a toot  
And I’ll sell you my soul  
Pull my strings and I’ll go far

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/708 "2010-05-12T06:49:53Z")

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Reggae got soul  
Got so much soul  
Reggae got soul  
For the young and old

**Johnny Q** , I’m loving your contributions in this thread.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/709 "2010-05-12T10:56:33Z")

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Reggae Reggae Reggae. Here comes Johnny Reggae.  
Johnny Reggae Reggae, lay it on me…

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/710 "2010-05-12T10:59:52Z")

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Lay your love on me.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/711 "2010-05-12T12:01:30Z")

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Lay, lady, lay  
Lay across my big brass bed  
Stay, lady, stay,  
Stay with your man awhile

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/712 "2010-05-12T12:03:30Z")

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The bed’s too big without you, the bed’s too big… without youuuuuuuuu

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/713 "2010-05-12T13:36:40Z")

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And IIIIIII will always love yyyyoooouuuu…

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/714 "2010-05-12T13:45:28Z")

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If you wonder how long I’ll be faithful  
I’ll be happy to tell you again  
I’m gonna love you forever and ever,  
Forever and ever amen

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/715 "2010-05-12T14:43:11Z")

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And nothing sure is forever  
When forever’s no time at all  
As I lie amongst the heather bed  
High above the ocean’s roar

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/716 "2010-05-12T14:49:09Z")

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_Time has come today  
Young hearts can go their way  
Can’t put it off another day  
I don’t care what others say_

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/717 "2010-05-12T14:53:25Z")

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I don’t care if it rains or freezes  
long as I got my plastic Jesus  
fastened to the dashboard of my car

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/718 "2010-05-12T17:11:57Z")

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Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true  
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil  
Jesus was an architect, previous to his career as a prophet  
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world  
So there was only one thing that I could do  
That was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

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**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/719 "2010-05-12T17:16:36Z")

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Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.  
The devil’s in the house of the rising sun.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/720 "2010-05-12T17:29:10Z")

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[del]The devil opened up his case and said: “I’ll start this show !”  
Fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.  
He pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.  
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.[/del]

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