# The Reply Is A Song Lyric **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 11, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726 "2010-04-11T12:09:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/761 "2010-05-17T09:28:01Z")
No more Mr. Nice Guy I’ve got to state my business pal Get out of my life but first Get outta my gal ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/762 "2010-05-17T17:45:22Z")
My dog bit me on the leg today My cat clawed my eyes Ma’s been thrown out of the social circle And dad has to hide I went to church incognito When everybody ro-ose The reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose He said “no more Mr. Nice Guy” No more Mr. Clea-hee-hee-heen No more Mr. Nice guy He’s sick, he’s obsce-hee-hee-heen ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/763 "2010-05-17T18:04:13Z")
So messed up I want you here In my room I want you here Now we’re gonna be face to face And I’ll lay right down in my favorite place Now I wanna be your dog ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/764 "2010-05-17T18:49:54Z")
But the dogs, oh yes the dogs they just lick your face as they see it And yet the dogs. well, they’re only dogs and maybe that’s why they’re man’s best friend ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/765 "2010-05-17T18:55:59Z")
Thank you for being a friend, Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a confidant. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/766 "2010-05-17T20:09:15Z")
Here we go again I thought that you were my friend ---
**Author:** ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/767 "2010-05-17T20:43:29Z")
Ah, you’re my best friend And I love you so well Till the end of time you won’t see me Ah, you’re my best friend When I see you, it seems Now I can see I’ve fallen into your love stream Follow your dream Do you know what I mean, yeah ---
**Author:** ![abderian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@abderian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abderian)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/768 "2010-05-17T23:14:25Z")
Ooh you make me live Whatever this world can give to me It’s you you’re all I see Ooo you make me live, now honey Ooo you make me live. Ooh you’re the best friend that I ever had I’ve been with you such a long time You’re my sunshine and I want you to know That my feelings are true I really love you Oh you’re my best friend. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/769 "2010-05-18T01:23:46Z")
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He’s a warm-hearted person who’ll love me till the end. People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He’s a one-boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/770 "2010-05-18T01:54:47Z")
I got a girl with a little rubber head Rinse her out every night before I go to bed Eyes are all closed in a ecstasy face You can cram it down her throat, keep it any old place. Never talks back like a lady might do And she looks like she’s loving it every time I get through ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/771 "2010-05-18T06:00:58Z")
You’re pitiful You’re pitiful it’s true Never had no date That you didn’t inflate And you smell disgusting too ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/772 "2010-05-18T06:18:44Z")
When all the flower ladies want back what they have lent you And the smell of their roses does not remain And all of your children start to resent you Won’t you come see me, Queen Jane? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/773 "2010-05-18T16:24:23Z")
What in the world ever became of sweet Jane? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/774 "2010-05-18T18:42:59Z")
She stands all alone you can hear her hum softly From her fire escape in the sky She fills the bags 'neath her eyes with the moonbeams And cries cos the world’s passed her by ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/775 "2010-05-19T00:37:18Z")
Let her cry, for she’s a lady let her dream, for she’s a child let the rain fall down upon her She’s a free and gentle flower, growing wild ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/776 "2010-05-19T03:14:45Z")
I’ve been looking for a woman to save my life Not to beg or to borrow A woman with the feeling of losing once or twice Who knows how could it be tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/777 "2010-05-19T06:14:41Z")
It ain’t me, babe No, no, no it ain’t me babe It ain’t me you’re looking for ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/778 "2010-05-19T13:43:22Z")
Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy! Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch. Imagination sets in, pretty soon I’m singin’, Doo, doo, doo, lookin’ out my back door. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/779 "2010-05-19T15:42:50Z")
This old porch is a steaming greasy plate of enchiladas With lots of cheese and onion and a guacamole salad ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/780 "2010-05-19T19:08:14Z")
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