# The Reply Is A Song Lyric **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 11, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726 "2010-04-11T12:09:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/781 "2010-05-19T19:39:20Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > This old porch is a steaming greasy plate of enchiladas > With lots of cheese and onion and a guacamole salad Woo-hoo! I love The Front Porch Song! Ahem. You are now returned to your scheduled thread… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/782 "2010-05-20T00:43:34Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Plop plop, fizz fizz, > Oh, what a relief it is. [I gotta stop eating Italian yes, I must watch what food I eat or else I’ll get bad indigestion and might need ulcer surgery](http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/moodyblues7.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/783 "2010-05-20T04:12:11Z")
Food, glorious food! Hot sausage and mustard! While we’re in the mood – Cold jelly and custard! Pease pudding and saveloy! What next is the question? Rich gentlemen have it, boys – In-di-gestion! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/784 "2010-05-20T07:11:02Z")
Mai Tai say that I’m old fashioned Tres vin ordinaire That I want a fresh Manhattan With white Anglo Saxons everywhere A Black Russian’s not your lady Give her the Singapore Sling A Moscow Mule is not your baby So highball the vodka and name your sting ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/785 "2010-05-20T08:06:31Z")
I get drunk most every night Seems like all we do is fight the more I drink, the less that I feel blue Sometimes I feel like an awful fool Wasting my life on this old barstool And yes I guess they oughtta name a drink after you ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/786 "2010-05-20T09:11:30Z")
Are you drinkin’ with me Jesus I can’t see you very clear Are you drinkin’ wth me Jesus Won’t you buy a friend a beer ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/787 "2010-05-20T09:45:20Z")
Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass Come on, help me; I’m freezing my ass Buy me a brandy, a snifter of wine… Who am I kidding? I’ll drink turpentine ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/788 "2010-05-20T09:57:27Z")
Turn to the bottle Soon the pain will ease I’ve got a story that will bring you to your knees It’s called, The Story Of The Blues ---
**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/789 "2010-05-20T10:19:46Z")
I guess that’s why they call it the blues Time on my hands could be time spent with you Laughing like children, living like lovers Rolling like thunder, under the covers ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/790 "2010-05-20T12:09:52Z")
The thunder rolls And the lightnin’ strikes Another love grows cold On a sleepless night As the storm blows on Out of control Deep in her heart The thunder rolls ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/791 "2010-05-20T13:46:44Z")
He always runs while others walk. He acts while other men just talk. He looks at this world, and wants it all, So he strikes, like Thunderball. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/792 "2010-05-20T14:10:50Z")
But darling be home soon I couldn’t bear to wait an extra minute if you dawdled My darling be home soon It’s not just these few hours but I’ve been waiting since I toddled For the great relief of having you to talk to ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/793 "2010-05-20T20:17:37Z")
I’m going to ride this plane out of your life again. I wish that I could stay but you argue. More than this I wish you could’ve seen my face In backseat staring out the window. I’ll do anything for you, Kill anyone for you. So leave yourself intact 'Cause I will be coming back. In a phrase to cut these lips, I love you. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/794 "2010-05-20T20:21:06Z")
Give me a ticket for an aeroplane. Ain’t got time to take a fast train ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/795 "2010-05-20T21:42:52Z")
Give me a fast car gonna put on the lead boot and go for a long long drive I may end up without any money but I’ll still be alive. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/796 "2010-05-20T22:47:55Z")
My pappy said “Son, you’re gonna drive me to drinkin’ if you don’t quite drivin’ that hot rod Lincoln.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/797 "2010-05-20T22:55:26Z")
I’m not the only soul who’s been accused of hit and run Tire tracks up and down your back I can see that you’ve had your fun But darling cant you see my signal’s turned from green to red And with you I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/798 "2010-05-21T00:57:42Z")
Baby you can drive my car Yes I’m gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And maybe I’ll love you Beep beep’m beep beep yeah ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/799 "2010-05-21T01:55:40Z")
I got a freaky old lady name of Cocaine Katie who embroiders on my jeans I got my poor old grey-haired daddy driving my limousines ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/800 "2010-05-21T13:22:23Z")
I love my whiskey and I love my gin but the way I love my cocaine is a doggone sin Hey hey, honey take a whiff on me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726.md?page=41)