# The Reply Is A Song Lyric **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 11, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726 "2010-04-11T12:09:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/821 "2010-05-26T12:31:09Z")
Life is a cabaret, old chum. Come to the cabaret. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/822 "2010-05-26T17:57:41Z")
Life is a carnival - believe it or not Life is a carnival - two bits a shot ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/823 "2010-05-26T23:49:53Z")
When I hold you in my arms And when I feel my finger on your trigger I know nobody can do me no harm Happiness is a warm gun, momma Bang Bang Shoot Shoot ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/824 "2010-05-27T00:25:23Z")
You know she’s got a pistol Laid it down on me And she said shoot, shoot, shoot it boy You gotta shoot it for me ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/825 "2010-05-27T03:02:22Z")
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy, oh no. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/826 "2010-05-27T03:35:49Z")
Don’t you remember me babe I remember you quite well You caused me to leave old Kingsport Town With a high sheriff on my trail ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/827 "2010-05-27T13:35:51Z")
Sad to say, I’m on my way. Won’t be back for many a day. My heart is down My head is turning around. I got to leave a little girl In Kingston town. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/828 "2010-05-27T13:43:36Z")
I’m leaving on a jetplane. I don’t know when I’ll be back again. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/829 "2010-05-27T19:28:00Z")
When you’re a Jet, You’re a Jet all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin’ day. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/830 "2010-05-27T19:35:12Z")
Jet! I can almost remember their funny faces That time you told me that You were going to be marrying soon. And Jet, i thought the only Lonely place was on the moon. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/831 "2010-05-27T19:41:17Z")
Giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon I hope my legs don’t break, walking on, walking on the moon. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/832 "2010-05-27T20:39:12Z")
And when the cloudbursts thunder in your ear You shout but no one seems to hear And if the band you’re in starts playing different tunes I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/833 "2010-05-27T20:42:08Z")
That beautiful ball of cheese is my personal property The moon is mine The moon is mine Oh, the moon is mine The moon is… mine! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/834 "2010-05-27T21:07:48Z")
[We like the moon](http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song) Cause it is close to us. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/835 "2010-05-28T02:23:17Z")
Fly me to the moon Let me sing among those stars Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/836 "2010-05-28T02:33:32Z")
When the moon is in the seventh House And Jupiter aligns with Mars Then peace will guide the planets And love will steer the stars. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/837 "2010-05-28T03:10:59Z")
Sitting in the stand of the sports arena, Waiting for the show to begin. Red lights, green lights, strawberry wine A good friend of mine, follows the stars, Venus and Mars are alright tonight ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/838 "2010-05-28T03:45:19Z")
But I know sometimes I must get out in the light Better leave her behind where the kids are alright The kids are alright ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/839 "2010-05-28T04:06:12Z")
Kids! I don’t know what’s wrong with these kids today! Kids! Who can understand anything they say? Kids! They are so ridiculous and immature! I don’t see why anybody wants 'em! Just you wait and see Kids! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/840 "2010-05-28T10:42:45Z")
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