# The Reply Is A Song Lyric

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 11, 2010, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726 "2010-04-11T12:09:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 50

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/981 "2010-06-16T00:45:06Z")

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I talked to God and God said, John  
I let them kill my only son  
My creations so undone  
That I can’t help out everyone  
But if you’re looking for advice  
You don’t need to ask me twice  
Start with the basics ‘just be nice’  
And see if that makes things all right

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/982 "2010-06-16T00:51:22Z")

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If you should ever leave me  
Though life would go on believe me  
The world could show nothing to me  
So what good would living do me?

God only knows what I’d be without you.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/983 "2010-06-16T03:46:28Z")

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Confessing to the endless sin  
the endless whining sounds.  
You’ll be praying till next Thursday to  
all the gods that you can count.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/984 "2010-06-16T15:43:31Z")

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Reasoning is partly insane  
Image just an eyeless game  
The night is turning thin  
The saint is turning to sin

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/985 "2010-06-16T16:16:05Z")

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I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints,  
The sinners are much more fun.  
Only the good die young!

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/986 "2010-06-16T16:16:36Z")

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All you sinners, drop everything  
Let the melody and harmony ring  
Lift arms up to Heaven and sing  
Sing you sinners, won’t you sway n’ swing  
What a thing

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**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/987 "2010-06-16T17:08:09Z")

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Walking on water, are miracles all you can trust  
Measure your coffin does it measure up to your lust  
So I think I’ll leave you  
with your bishops and your guilt  
so until the next time  
Have a good sin.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/988 "2010-06-16T19:04:25Z")

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Just as every cop is a criminal  
And all the sinners saints  
As heads is tails  
Just call me Lucifer  
'Cause I’m in need of some restraint

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/989 "2010-06-16T23:57:43Z")

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He’s not afraid of your judgment  
He knows of horrors worse than your Hell  
He’s a little bit afraid of dying  
But he’s a lot more afraid of your lying

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/990 "2010-06-17T03:13:43Z")

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I’m not scared of dying,  
And I don’t really care.  
If it’s peace you find in dying,  
Well then let the time be near.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/991 "2010-06-17T13:47:13Z")

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I gits weary  
An’ sick of tryin’  
I’m tired of livin’  
An’ skeered of dyin’,  
But ol’ man river,  
He jes’ keeps rollin’ along!

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**Author:** ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/992 "2010-06-17T18:10:56Z")

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Free fall flow, river flow  
On and on it goes  
Breathe under water 'till the end  
Yes, the river knows

Please believe me  
If you don’t need me  
I’m going, but I need a little time  
I promised I would drown myself in mystic heated wine

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/993 "2010-06-17T20:53:50Z")

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Drinking that mess, their delight  
When they gets drunk, start fighting all night  
Knocking down windows and tearin out doors  
Drinkin’ half a gallon and callin’ for more

Drinkin’ wine spo-dee-O-dee, drinkin’ wine (bop ba)  
Wine spo-dee-O-dee, drinkin’ wine (bop ba)  
Wine spo-dee-O-dee, drinkin’ wine (bop ba)  
Pass that bottle to me

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/994 "2010-06-17T21:08:50Z")

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Send me no wine, to make an invitation  
Leave me no time, for your imagination  
Only to find, words in your mind  
They’re gonna make you leave your heart behind

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/995 "2010-06-18T00:35:53Z")

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I left my heart in San Francisco  
High on a hill, it calls to me.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/996 "2010-06-18T00:42:32Z")

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And a good heart these days is hard to find (a good heart)  
True love, the lasting kind  
A good heart these days is hard to find  
So please be gentle with this heart of mine

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/997 "2010-06-18T04:41:20Z")

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I’ve been to Hollywood  
I’ve been to Redwood  
I crossed the ocean  
for a heart of gold  
I’ve been in my mind,  
it’s such a fine line  
That keeps me searching  
for a heart of gold  
And I’m getting old.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/998 "2010-06-18T12:17:53Z")

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I looked in the mirror today  
My eyes just didn’t seem so bright  
I’ve lost a few more hairs  
I think I’m, I’m going bald

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/999 "2010-06-18T13:05:00Z")

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You don’t answer my call  
With even a nod or a wink  
But you gaze at your own reflection!  
You don’t seem to see me  
But I think you can see yourself.  
How can the mirror affect you?

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-reply-is-a-song-lyric/535726/1000 "2010-06-18T13:17:42Z")

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I looked into the mirror,  
And it poisoned my mind twice  
It left me both times crippled,  
And it tossed my fate like dice

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