Life is a cabaret, old chum. Come to the cabaret.
Life is a carnival - believe it or not
Life is a carnival - two bits a shot
When I hold you in my arms
And when I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
Happiness is a warm gun, momma
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
You know she’s got a pistol
Laid it down on me
And she said shoot, shoot, shoot it boy
You gotta shoot it for me
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy, oh no.
Don’t you remember me babe
I remember you quite well
You caused me to leave old Kingsport Town
With a high sheriff on my trail
Sad to say, I’m on my way.
Won’t be back for many a day.
My heart is down
My head is turning around.
I got to leave a little girl
In Kingston town.
I’m leaving on a jetplane. I don’t know when I’ll be back again.
When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin’ day.
Jet!
I can almost remember their funny faces
That time you told me that
You were going to be marrying soon.
And Jet, i thought the only
Lonely place was on the moon.
Giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon
I hope my legs don’t break, walking on, walking on the moon.
And when the cloudbursts thunder in your ear
You shout but no one seems to hear
And if the band you’re in starts playing different tunes
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon
That beautiful ball of cheese
is my personal property
The moon is mine
The moon is mine
Oh, the moon is mine
The moon is… mine!
We like the moon
Cause it is close to us.
Fly me to the moon
Let me sing among those stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
When the moon is in the seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars.
Sitting in the stand of the sports arena,
Waiting for the show to begin.
Red lights, green lights, strawberry wine
A good friend of mine, follows the stars,
Venus and Mars are alright tonight
But I know sometimes I must get out in the light
Better leave her behind where the kids are alright
The kids are alright
Kids!
I don’t know what’s wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They are so ridiculous and immature!
I don’t see why anybody wants 'em!
Just you wait and see
Kids!
I’ve had a tiring day, I took the kids along to the park