# The report of my death was an exaggeration.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-report-of-my-death-was-an-exaggeration/106039>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2002, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-report-of-my-death-was-an-exaggeration/106039 "2002-04-28T01:35:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-report-of-my-death-was-an-exaggeration/106039/21 "2002-04-29T16:08:46Z")

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> _Originally posted by TN_hippie \*  
> I’m alive and well

I figured you were too tough to kill. Welcome back!

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> and living in Gatlinburg.

I’ve gotta echo **Max Carnage** on this one. Living in Gatlinburg seems as unlikely as living in Disneyland. 😃

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**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-report-of-my-death-was-an-exaggeration/106039/22 "2002-04-30T12:13:08Z")

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Re: Who actually lives in Gatlinburg?

Well, ya know all those gift shops, restaurants, and motels? Those people that work in those places live in or near Gatlinburg.

Hi, I’m Kent. I’ll be your **cook** for the season.

Thanks, again, everybody. It’s good to hear from y’all again.  
Come see me.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-report-of-my-death-was-an-exaggeration/106039/23 "2002-04-30T23:04:34Z")

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whew, i’m glad to see that you weren’t the volunteer for frountier house from tn. i was a bit concerned.

welcome back.

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