# The Republican national Convention

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [June 18, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729 "2016-06-18T21:53:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/1 "2016-06-18T21:53:17Z")

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The 2016 Republican National Convention will be held in Cleveland, Ohio at the Quicken Loans Arena July 18-21, 2016.

What will the format be? In past conventions, there have been speeches over several days, from all of the Republican luminaries and VIP’s. Prime speaking slots are often given to some “up and comers” so that they can be spotlighted.

Speakers usually laud the presumptive nominee, and trash the opposition.

Finally, the person is nominated, there are more rousing speeches, and it culminates in a well prepared acceptance speech from the candidate. It’s now become more of a coronation, in effect.

[This time, it may be different.](http://www.npr.org/2016/06/17/482547124/trump-considering-speaking-off-site-during-his-own-convention)

Irrespective of the on-going campaign to prevent Trump from being the nominee (Dump Trump), it sounds like the convention might be a Trump-tacular time, with Mr. Trump dominating the proceedings in their entirety, giving a speech every night, overshadowing literally everyone else in the party, and culminating in a “night of winners”, with such D-list celebrities such as “controversial and hot-tempered former college basketball coach Bobby Knight; former pro football player Herschel Walker; Dana White of the UFC mixed martial arts company; boxing promoter Don King; former college basketball coach Digger Phelps; and others.”

It’s going to be an interesting convention to be sure. I wonder if it will be on pay-per-view.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/2 "2016-06-18T22:08:01Z")

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If Trump gets his way, it could be the best the Republicans can hope for. Up and coming Republicans don’t want too close of an association with the trainwreck that is The Donald’s campaign. He could use each night of the convention to rile up the diehards and put on a great big Reality TV spectacular. And if there is a floor fight over his nomination, he won’t be there to witness and/or be a part of.

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/3 "2016-06-18T22:26:02Z")

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Don King? Last I heard, he was firmly denying that he had endorsed Trump and wanted nothing to do with him. Did that change?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/4 "2016-06-18T22:45:37Z")

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> [@Lok](#):
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> Don King? Last I heard, he was firmly denying that he had endorsed Trump and wanted nothing to do with him. Did that change?

According to the linked article, Trump had not confirmed with ANY of the people he mentioned. He was just confident that they ALL would LOVE to be associated with him and were WINNERS.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/5 "2016-06-18T22:55:53Z")

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You forgot to mention the Vice Presidential nomination, vote, and acceptance speech.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/6 "2016-06-19T00:28:09Z")

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Only way I would pay to view it:

If on “Winners night” there is a Trump vs Don King wrestling match. Winner cuts the hair of the loser… 😛

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/7 "2016-06-19T00:40:49Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> You forgot to mention the Vice Presidential nomination, vote, and acceptance speech.

From the linked article, I don’t think Trump is really thinking about that. Not really important.

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/8 "2016-06-19T00:56:22Z")

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So all the “winners” who have “endorsed” him are sports figures? When does Chris Cristie get to speak? Oh, never mind he’s a loser!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/9 "2016-06-19T01:12:22Z")

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With Bobby Knight there, there should be no shortage of chairs

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/10 "2016-06-19T01:58:19Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Only way I would pay to view it:
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> If on “Winners night” there is a Trump vs Don King wrestling match. Winner cuts the hair of the loser… 😛

Or set it on fire. Whatever that is on Trump’s head, you know it’s flammable.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/11 "2016-06-19T02:03:46Z")

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> [@USCDiver](#):
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> When does Chris Cristie get to speak?

When he gets back from [fetching The Donald’s Mickey D’s order](http://theweek.com/speedreads/629862/chris-christie-reportedly-fetches-mcdonalds-donald-trump).

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/12 "2016-06-19T02:18:09Z")

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Will Christie get to do the keynote like last time? It was so great, “Me me me me me me me me me me me… oh and by the way vote for our nominee.”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Ace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@Johnny\_Ace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Ace)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/13 "2016-06-19T02:20:35Z")

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You’d have to pay me and ply me with a _lot_ of liquor to get me to watch it.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/14 "2016-06-19T02:20:55Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> The Republican national Convention

Will be more entertaining than any since 1968.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/15 "2016-06-19T02:29:56Z")

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In a story with so many awesome parts, this part has to be my all-time favorite part:

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> People featured in the film would be introduced, followed by a 45-minute speech from Trump focused on a “solution” to the problem being presented.

Trump’s gonna speak for 45 minutes each night!? This is going to be a magnificent trainwreck! Trump has the best trainwrecks!

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/16 "2016-06-19T02:35:01Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Ace](#):
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> You’d have to pay me and ply me with a _lot_ of liquor to get me to watch it.

There has to be a drinking game - like whenever Trump refers to himself with a superlative or something.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/17 "2016-06-19T02:46:54Z")

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> [@Dangerosa](#):
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> There has to be a drinking game - like whenever Trump refers to himself with a superlative or something.

Better use an eyedropper if you expect to make it past an hour.

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/18 "2016-06-19T03:16:18Z")

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> [@Dangerosa](#):
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> There has to be a drinking game - like whenever Trump refers to himself with a superlative or something.

Jesus, are you trying to kill people? They wouldn’t last 10 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/19 "2016-06-20T02:43:27Z")

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Will there be riots in the streets in Cleveland?

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-national-convention/757729/20 "2016-06-20T02:50:31Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Will there be riots in the streets in Cleveland?

There will be some kind of confrontation. Perhaps Cleveland can keep a rough lid on it, with a massive security deployment. In any case, I’m pretty sure they’ll rue the day the RNC picked them.

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