# The Republican Party is the Party of Evil **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 4, 2021, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187 "2021-03-04T17:43:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 133
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2642 "2024-04-10T16:43:40Z")
I thought they are all saying Obama is running the White House! ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2643 "2024-04-10T17:09:55Z")
Hunter, Obama, Satan and Zaphod Beeblebrox are all running the White House. They come together [Captain Planet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Planet_and_the_Planeteers#Captain_Planet)-style to form the Super Biden who gave the State of the Union Address. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2644 "2024-04-10T22:53:58Z")
Hunter is Dark Brandon! 😱 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2645 "2024-04-10T23:33:11Z")
Don’t forget George Soros, who (I’m told) is paying everyone to vote D. Except me, somehow. Where do I sign up? ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2646 "2024-04-11T01:10:33Z")
> [@Horatius](#): > > Hunter, Obama, Satan and Zaphod Beeblebrox are all running the White House. They come together [Captain Planet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Planet_and_the_Planeteers#Captain_Planet)-style to form the Super Biden who gave the State of the Union Address. And formed the likeness of Biden not stumbling down the capital steps. Sleepy Joe would have gone ass over teakettle attempting that gymnastic feat. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2647 "2024-04-19T11:39:44Z")
I just learned about this. It’s possible thsat it’s not as bad as it appears, but I wouldn’t bet on that: > [@](#): > > Today, the state of Louisiana managed to do something I didn’t think possible — they found a new low. > > … > > Yesterday, a [committee in the state House](https://www.nola.com/news/politics/legislature/la-lawmakers-vote-to-remove-lunch-breaks-for-child-workers/article_ef234692-fd9e-11ee-99f5-771c7366107a.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=user-share)decided that the ungrateful child peasants who work don’t deserve a lunch break. That’s right. Not only is child labor back in Louisiana (and other red states), the poor souls stuck doing the work don’t even get the privilege of lunch if the GOP has their way. Quoting from the original article: > [@](#): > > First-term state Rep. Roger Wilder, R-Denham Springs, who sponsored the child labor measure and owns Smoothie King franchises across the Deep South, said he filed the bill in part because children want to work without having to take lunch breaks. He questioned why Louisiana has the requirement while other states where he owns Smoothie King locations, such as Mississippi, don’t have them, and criticized people who have questioned the bill’s purpose. “Said he filed the bill in part because children want to work without having to take lunch breaks.” Yeah, right. I can easily visualize children coming up to him and saying that. There’s much more. The bill would also reduce the period people can receive unemployment benefits. > **[What the HELL is Going On in Louisiana?](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/18/2235965/-What-the-HELL-is-Going-On-in-Louisiana?utm_campaign=trending)** > > Today, the state of Louisiana managed to do something I didn’t think possible — they found a new low. Once Jeff Landry, a far-right acolyte, was elected governor I knew the place was going to be in rough shape. The state legislature is hopeless,... > **[Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut...](https://www.nola.com/news/politics/legislature/la-lawmakers-vote-to-remove-lunch-breaks-for-child-workers/article_ef234692-fd9e-11ee-99f5-771c7366107a.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=user-share)** > > A Louisiana House committee voted Thursday to repeal a law requiring employers to give child workers lunch breaks and to cut unemployment benefits — part of a push by Republicans ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2648 "2024-04-19T11:41:40Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I can easily visualize children coming up to him and saying that. “Please sir, can I have less?” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2649 "2024-04-19T14:25:53Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I can easily visualize children coming up to him and saying that. With tears in their eyes! “Sir, lunch break just cuts into my day!” ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2650 "2024-04-19T17:10:22Z")
The children also asked if their masters could please be allowed to whip them if they did not meet the required quota of Smoothie King sales. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2651 "2024-04-19T17:19:54Z")
Maddowblog is now reporting on this story, with a few additions. Here’s a little more to creep you out: > [@](#): > > As for why officials in so many states are “reforming” their child-labor laws — an issue that appeared to be relatively settled until quite recently — there’s reason to believe the sudden flurry is not coincidental. > > The Washington Post last year [highlighted](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/04/23/child-labor-lobbying-fga/) the role of something called the Foundation for Government Accountability, which is taking the lead on “maneuvering” these changes through state legislatures. > > > The Florida-based think tank and its lobbying arm, the Opportunity Solutions Project, have found remarkable success among Republicans to relax regulations that prevent children from working long hours in dangerous conditions. And they are gaining traction at a time the Biden administration is scrambling to enforce existing labor protections for children. … Since 2016, the FGA’s Opportunity Solutions Project has hired 115 lobbyists across the country with a presence in 22 states, according to the nonpartisan political watchdog group OpenSecrets. > > With this in mind, there’s no reason to expect these measures to disappear anytime soon. > **[Louisiana Republicans vote to end lunch breaks for child workers](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/louisiana-republicans-vote-end-lunch-breaks-child-workers-rcna148551)** > > In contemporary politics, Republican governance, especially at the state level, is increasingly invested in rolling back child-labor safeguards. ---
**Author:** ![BrickBat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@BrickBat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrickBat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2652 "2024-04-19T17:35:53Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > “Said he filed the bill in part because children want to work without having to take lunch breaks.” > > Yeah, right. > > I can easily visualize children coming up to him and saying that. Exactly. Like an 11 year old working a shitty job is agonizing on the loss of productivity and income potential by taking off unpaid time to eat. I scoffed so hard I pulled a muscle. It’s like they way they don’t say “anti-union” when pushing legislation, they whitewash it into “right to work”. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2653 "2024-04-19T17:54:59Z")
> [@BrickBat](#): > > I scoffed so hard I pulled a muscle. Which muscles do you use for scoffing? I want to know so I can build up resistance there. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2654 "2024-04-19T17:57:47Z")
I really hate these innocuous names for their little councils and projects. So banal and creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2655 "2024-04-19T18:06:33Z")
Can someone explain WHY – other than it simply being evil – Republicans are pushing to have more children work, and under worse conditions? - Do business owners prefer juvenile employees to adults? - Are there just not enough adults available to work these jobs? - Can they pay kids less than minimum wage? - Is it somehow an anti-immigration play? And, corollary question: Why are adult voters (i.e., the kids’ parents) OK with making their kids’ working conditions worse? ---
**Author:** ![BrickBat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@BrickBat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrickBat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2656 "2024-04-19T18:08:16Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Which muscles do you use for scoffing? > > I want to know so I can build up resistance there. Whichever one uses to roll their eyes. 😁 ---
**Author:** ![BrickBat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@BrickBat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrickBat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2657 "2024-04-19T18:14:27Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > Can someone explain WHY – other than it simply being evil – Republicans are pushing to have more children work, and under worse conditions? It meshes perfectly with their brand of [southern capitalism](https://www.dukeupress.edu/Southern-Capitalism/) of being “business friendly” for those in the in-groups, while being a dystopian hellhole for anybody in the out-groups. > [@Akaj](#): > > And, corollary question: Why are adult voters (i.e., the kids’ parents) OK with making their kids’ working conditions worse? Well, it’s not _their_ kids of course. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2658 "2024-04-19T18:18:40Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > Can someone explain WHY – other than it simply being evil – Republicans are pushing to have more children work, and under worse conditions? Because bringing back slavery conflicts with their melanated voter outreach . . . most of the time. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2659 "2024-04-19T18:27:05Z")
> [@BrickBat](#): > > It meshes perfectly with their brand of [southern capitalism](https://www.dukeupress.edu/Southern-Capitalism/) of being “business friendly” for those in the in-groups OK, save me the time of reading that book. How is employing children “business friendly”? - Do business owners prefer juvenile employees to adults? - Are there just not enough adults available to work these jobs? - Can they pay kids less than minimum wage? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2660 "2024-04-19T18:37:16Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > > [@BrickBat](#): > > > > It meshes perfectly with their brand of [southern capitalism](https://www.dukeupress.edu/Southern-Capitalism/) of being “business friendly” for those in the in-groups > > OK, save me the time of reading that book. How is employing children “business friendly”? > > - Do business owners prefer juvenile employees to adults? > - Are there just not enough adults available to work these jobs? > - Can they pay kids less than minimum wage? - Less likely to complain about working conditions. Especially the ones from countries where the working conditions are _worse._ They’re not supposed to be here in the first place so it serves them right. Easier to beat the shit out of when they act up. Fit into those small areas that adults can’t fit in, thus mining more coal. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/2661 "2024-04-19T18:41:02Z")
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