# The Republican Party is the Party of Evil

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 4, 2021, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187 "2021-03-04T17:43:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1382 "2022-07-06T19:38:31Z")

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Of course not.  
Not _this_ year.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1383 "2022-07-06T19:43:33Z")

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Republican Family Values

[Arkansas judge arrested for public sexual indecency (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/arkansas-judge-arrested-for-public-sexual-indecency/ar-AAZhgVA?cvid=87f0d8e31fac4f869189acd10960f371)

> Massey admitted to investigators that he had touched the woman “inappropriately” but said he had never touched her “privates,” the documents state.

I guess THAT’s OK?

> I, John Massey, am seeking re-election to serve a second term as Marion County Judge. I have been a resident of Marion County since 1995. I have been married to Marsha Flippin Massey for 31 years and have 3 daughters, a son, and 6 grandkids.

And touch unwilling women inappropriately but I do NOT tough their privates…

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1384 "2022-07-06T19:50:17Z")

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“If I can touch them, they can’t be very private now, can they?”

You _know_ that’s what he’s thinking.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1385 "2022-07-06T21:38:26Z")

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They’ve already put a survey out? That was fast. They didn’t have one yesterday.

ETA: Wait a minute. The law was last year. They’ve had plenty of time. Sorry about that. Today’s been a bit of a day.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1386 "2022-07-06T21:44:56Z")

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Her middle name is actually Flippin, or did you make that bit up? I’m almost afraid to look.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1387 "2022-07-06T21:48:32Z")

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His entire defense seems to be:

“I did lots of stuff to women, but I never grabbed them by the p\*ssy”.

When he was asked if the woman had asked him to stop, at first he said only once, then he seemed to backtrack and said “Hell, I don’t try to keep up with stuff like that”.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1388 "2022-07-07T06:02:49Z")

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First we got the balm, and that was good…

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1389 "2022-07-07T06:08:32Z")

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Somebody set us up the balm.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1390 "2022-07-07T12:16:04Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> It is a sniff test, and if you don’t smell 100% “Right”, you’re getting thrown under the bus.

Well, thankfully [a solution](https://www.fragrancenet.com/fragrances/donald-trump) for that problem exists. You’re welcome!

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1391 "2022-07-07T17:14:39Z")

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> **[Herschel Walker’s Campaign Apparently Hates Him](https://jezebel.com/herschel-walker-s-campaign-apparently-hates-him-1849152485)**
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> The senate candidate lies “like he’s breathing,” one staffer told The Daily Beast.

The perfect GQP self-hating mascot candidate. Takes all his cues from Oranganus.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1392 "2022-07-07T18:04:06Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> The perfect GQP self-hating mascot candidate.

His staff hates him, so the article says, but they still work for him. Is unemployment that bad?

I’m sure they’ll vote for him.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1393 "2022-07-15T10:42:56Z")

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So there was an “amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act” passed to detail ways to combat and identify Neo-Nazi members and influence in the police and military. It did pass, but [the final vote was predictable, sadly.](https://www.newsweekly.com/gop-vote-nazi-white-supremacists-military-police-1724545)

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**Author:** ![irae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f0a364/32.png) [@irae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irae)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1394 "2022-07-15T14:15:02Z")

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Link doesn’t work for me, but here’s another (not that anyone ought to doubt that the GOP were agin’ it): [House Republicans Vote Against Fighting Nazis in U.S. Military and Law Enforcement](https://www.washingtoninformer.com/house-republicans-vote-against-fighting-nazis-in-us-military-and-law-enforcement/)

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1395 "2022-07-15T17:45:20Z")

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Sorry, I must have farked up the link somewhere. Thanks for bringing a good one.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1396 "2022-07-19T15:09:05Z")

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Wonder where their campaign contributions come from? Funneled through the NRA and other “communist conservative” groups?  
US House (394-18) vote on Sweden and Finland joining NATO.  
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Those in opposition:  
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[![](https://images.spot.im/image/upload/v200/bcfa29085174115fbd5f37f7814c9ada) ](https://images.spot.im/image/upload/v200/bcfa29085174115fbd5f37f7814c9ada)

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1397 "2022-07-19T15:40:09Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Those in opposition:

Wow, AZ’s Paul Gosar isn’t in that list. He’s a founding member in good standing of the FreeDUM caucus. Wonder what happened?

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**Author:** ![XOldiesJock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ec9cab/32.png) [@XOldiesJock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XOldiesJock)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1398 "2022-07-19T16:45:18Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> _Wow, AZ’s Paul Gosar isn’t in that list. He’s a founding member in good standing of the FreeDUM caucus. Wonder what happened?_

Curiously, neither is PA’s Scott Perry, who’s worked his way down to being leader of that rat pack of obstructionists. He was probably busy with continuing to work on overturning the Constitution and missed that vote.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2022, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1399 "2022-07-19T18:23:42Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Wow, AZ’s Paul Gosar isn’t in that list. He’s a founding member in good standing of the FreeDUM caucus. Wonder what happened?

I noticed the same thing but also, once again Biggs’ name leads the list.

Yeah, it’s alphabetical but still…

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1400 "2022-07-20T14:26:49Z")

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It is like a who’s who of Dumbasses.

Also missing is Jim “Beavis” Jordan. I bet his buddy, Matt “Butthead” Gaetz, isn’t happy.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1401 "2022-07-20T21:58:32Z")

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Oranganus aide who ushered in Sidney, Ghouliani, My Pillow, Overstock into the insurrection meeting goes full flip out.

> **[Former Trump White House aide who met with January 6 panel attacks witnesses,...](https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/20/politics/garrett-ziegler-rant/index.html)**
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> A former Trump White House aide who met with the January 6 committee earlier this week went on a profane and sexist rant on a livestream after his testimony, where he railed against the lawmakers and attacked other witnesses, according to audio...

“They’re Bolsheviks,” Ziegler said in the stream, referring to the far-left communists who led the Soviet Union, “so, they probably do hate the American founders and most White people in general. This is a Bolshevistic anti-White campaign. If you can’t see that, your eyes are freaking closed. And so, they see me as a young Christian who they can try to basically scare, right?”

Well no Ziggy, my eyes are open. This whole “hate” thing; it’s all in your mind. And this “Christian” label you don, doesn’t match any “Christian” sect, cult, mainstream belief system I’ve ever heard of.

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