# The Republican Party is the Party of Evil

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 4, 2021, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187 "2021-03-04T17:43:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1442 "2022-07-28T19:27:38Z")

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> [@Briny\_Deep](#):
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> Trump stripped that veneer right off, and what’s left ain’t pretty.

Yeah the old cannard about “When facism comes to america it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross” needs to be retired. Fascism came, it barely made any attempt to be remotely religious or patriotic, it just said a bunch of facist stuff, and America (or a large enough percentage of America) loved it.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1443 "2022-07-28T19:36:55Z")

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Well, the facism wasn’t wrapped in a flag;

It was humping the flag.

[![](https://www.thenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/trump-hugs-american-flag-ap-img.jpg) ](https://www.thenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/trump-hugs-american-flag-ap-img.jpg)

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**Author:** ![irae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f0a364/32.png) [@irae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irae)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1444 "2022-07-28T19:41:06Z")

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‘When fascism comes to America it will be bleating ‘Believe me!’ as it descends a brass escalator wrapped in an aging, Slovenian mail-order lingerie model in the final months before her expiration date to raucous, paid applause and cries of ‘Lock Her Up!.’

-With Apologies to Sinclair Lewis

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1445 "2022-07-29T02:14:03Z")

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> [@Turek](#):
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> **Jonathan Mitchell, the Republican former solicitor general of Texas known for his efforts to restrict abortion access in the state, argues the mandatory PrEP coverage forces Christians to subsidize “homosexual behavior”** in violation of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, a statute cited in other health care fights over abortion, contraception and treatments for transgender people.

…and Texas’s use of capital punishment forces Catholics to subsidize _that_, so fuck off, Mitchell.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1446 "2022-07-29T02:15:57Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> So, the Leader has a plan to provide for the homeless. Huge tent cities way out in the suburbs. Guess he figures their main problem is an inability to focus their attention. These camps will boost concentration.

Welcome back, **luci**! You have been greatly missed.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1447 "2022-07-29T14:36:41Z")

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Someone needs to make that an animated gif that shows him actually humping the flag.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1448 "2022-07-29T14:44:56Z")

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Do they, though? My poor eyes can only take so much.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1449 "2022-07-29T14:58:31Z")

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Well, not naked or anything. Just as he is, but with a humping motion.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1450 "2022-07-29T15:23:09Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Someone needs to make that an animated gif that shows him actually humping the flag

You spent so much time asking if they could, you forgot to ask if they should! 😉

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1451 "2022-07-29T18:50:25Z")

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Is this just in case any flags get out of line, and you need something to terrorize them with?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1452 "2022-07-29T19:11:10Z")

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Nah. Just want to pwn the MAGAts.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1453 "2022-07-29T19:38:29Z")

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I’m trying to think of something clever with “sex” and Vexillology and my brain is just rebelling.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1454 "2022-07-29T21:12:30Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Nah. Just want to pwn the MAGAts

Eh, they’d probably get off on it.

> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> I’m trying to think of something clever with “sex” and Vexillology and my brain is just rebelling

My brain usually does that for a couple hours after seeing that image.

Best I can think of right now is vexilsexual.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1455 "2022-07-30T05:34:49Z")

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IIRC, My Boy Scout manual states that a soiled flag should be respectfully burned. If Trump fucked it, nuking from orbit…

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1456 "2022-08-01T11:39:57Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> I’m trying to think of something clever with “sex” and Vexillology and my brain is just rebelling.

Worst episode of “Fun With Flags” _ever_.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1457 "2022-08-01T11:47:39Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> > [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> > I’m trying to think of something clever with “sex” and Vexillology and my brain is just rebelling.
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> Worst episode of “Fun With Flags” _ever_. -

Flags are for newbies.  
The Pole is The Goal.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1458 "2022-08-01T12:50:00Z")

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> [@griffin1977](#):
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> “When facism comes to america it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross” needs to be retired. Fascism came, it barely made any attempt to be remotely religious or patriotic

Hell, the flag and the cross have been made _subordinate_ to the non-ideology of Rule By The Meanest. The people _who softened the ground for it_ did come wrapped in the flag and cross, conservative populists, but their problem was that just as long as you were there behind them to (cut taxes/repeal Roe) they chose to not notice your long knives.

And I gotta say this, reminded by a today-on-history item last week: at the very least the OG Fascists called a meeting and kicked Benito’s ass to the curb when it became obvious he was badly losing them the war. Ours still feel they’re on the verge of winning bigly.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1459 "2022-08-01T14:04:18Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Ours still feel they’re on the verge of winning bigly.

I’m not convinced they’re wrong about this.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1460 "2022-08-09T17:12:09Z")

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> **[Republican Senators Explain Why They Opposed The Climate Bill](https://www.theonion.com/republican-senators-explain-why-they-opposed-the-climat-1849385651)**
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> “Policy should only be based on empirically sourced Scripture.”

Yes, it’s The Onion. The question is: How many of the replies are accurate, how many parody?

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-republican-party-is-the-party-of-evil/937187/1461 "2022-08-09T21:20:44Z")

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Is Flashpoint for-realsies, or is it like the Onion? Because apparently Boebert had an interview with them and says she wants biblical citizenship training in schools, and a biblical citizenship test. I don’t dare watch that video. Right now my BP is good, and I’d like to keep it that way!

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/dXiGLCa3gig/maxresdefault.jpg "Lauren Boebert Wants ‘Biblical Citizenship’ Test") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXiGLCa3gig)

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