# The Repurposed MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 1, 2014, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138 "2014-09-01T10:21:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/181 "2014-09-06T15:29:42Z")
**Nuts** banananana bread. Banananas Foster (a dessert you set on fire!). Bananana cream pie. If one happens to be in the southern USofA, bananana sammiches. OOOH! A bananana split! Or is such a thing done in Merrye Olde Englande? I have been productive. I decided to mow da yahd. That’s done now and I’m all showered. Cee-mint pond time to commence shortly. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/182 "2014-09-06T15:30:13Z")
Mawnin and Happy Caturday I hurt and haz a blurf, 16 hour days are a bit much. Howdy **Nava** **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/183 "2014-09-06T15:54:10Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Nuts** banananana bread. Banananas Foster (a dessert you set on fire!). Bananana cream pie. If one happens to be in the southern USofA, bananana sammiches. OOOH! A bananana split! Or is such a thing done in Merrye Olde Englande? > > I have been productive. I decided to mow da yahd. That’s done now and I’m all showered. Cee-mint pond time to commence shortly. You’re a Southerner and you left out banananana pudding?:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/184 "2014-09-06T17:13:02Z")
And today’s MMP killer is: ME! Thank you, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/185 "2014-09-06T17:24:52Z")
_ **MURDERER!** _ What? Someone had to say it. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/186 "2014-09-06T17:25:58Z")
“Bananny” was one of the nicknames of our late kittycat. I’ve been working on mini pianos. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/187 "2014-09-06T17:29:08Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > And today’s MMP killer is: ME! Thank you, thank you very much. Dogbutler, in the bathroom, with a laptop. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/188 "2014-09-06T17:34:55Z")
Splain MMP killer please? Also Splain mini pianos? I haz arisen. Tis 57 Amurkin (woot!), with a predicted high of 88. If we ease into I shall survive. Perhaps ce-mint pond time later. For now there shall be, more coffee. DH made “half caff”.:dubious: Blurf ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/189 "2014-09-06T17:58:04Z")
**Sunny** if one posts and no one else posts for a while, the last person to post is the MMP killer. Or sump’n like that there. I shall leave it up to **Midget** to explain mini pianos. We came in from the cee-mint pond cause we heard thunder. When one hears thunder, ‘tis a good idea to do so cause lightnin’ may be close by. Anywho, OYKW has decided upon nappage and I am lettin’ some boiled aigs cool down. I have a gnawin’ and a cravin’ for some tuna sallit, or as it’s often called round heah, tunafish sallit. That is all for now. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/190 "2014-09-06T18:17:57Z")
if the MMP is dormant for an hour or more, it’s daid and must be rezz’rected. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/191 "2014-09-06T19:41:37Z")
I haven’t even started laundry. I don’t feel like it and I have enough to get by until Toosday so there you go. I tried to take a nap, I was sleepy, but I am so pissed off at so many people that I tossed and turned instead. I think the male HFH may be gone with the hounds. I haven’t heard them whining and scratching at the door, that as a good thing. I’m trying to avoid my mother because she is sure to say something to me and it will start an argument. I am so sick of her bullshit. Thirteen more days. I had leftover pizza for N.O.L. I have no idea what I am having for dinner. I need to get back to irk. This week has been incredibly slow, now I’m starting to worry. I know it’ll pick back up but it worries me all the same. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/192 "2014-09-06T19:51:09Z")
**sunny** , serving one’s spousal unit half caff is grounds for divorce in some states. 😃 Marketing and dishes are done. While fixing breakfast this morning, my microwave conked out mid-oatmeal prep. ☹ As soon as I can get a friend or neighbor to give me a hand toting the old one downstairs and a new one up, it will need to be replaced. Time to pack the pic-I-nic basket for this evening. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/193 "2014-09-06T20:56:05Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > daid and must be rezz’rected. Is that Yiddish, or a cute attempt at a Southern accent? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/194 "2014-09-06T20:58:12Z")
> [@missred](#): > > As soon as I can get a friend or neighbor to give me a hand toting the old one downstairs and a new one up, Does the room have a window? There is half of your problem solved. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/195 "2014-09-06T20:59:41Z")
Spiderdog, Spiderdog, Does whatever a spider log. Crap. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/196 "2014-09-06T21:15:50Z")
Today my sister and I went to a pet supply store to buy claw clippers for our cat. They were having a dog nail-clipping servicce day. Lots of doggies to pet. 😃 I just lost a few hours to playing Sims 2. So addictive! I really should’ve tried to get more work done today. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/197 "2014-09-06T21:34:55Z")
Spiderdog, Spiderdog So much cuter than Spiderhog Howzzat **flytrap**? 😃 I have consumed a tuna sallit sammich and some chips. 'Twas tasty. OYKW had a cajun spiced roast beast, chikin and cheddar cheese sammich. He pronounced it tasty. That’s the big excitatement from swampland. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/198 "2014-09-06T22:17:54Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Spiderdog, Spiderdog > So much cuter than Spiderhog Can he swing From a web No he can’t He’s a dog. LOOK OUT! Here comes the spiderdog! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/199 "2014-09-06T22:54:35Z")
**Spaz** obviously our mutual calling is to write theme songs for cartoon heroes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/200 "2014-09-06T23:56:40Z")
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