# The Repurposed MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 1, 2014, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138 "2014-09-01T10:21:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/201 "2014-09-07T00:15:57Z")
Spider Cat, Spider Cat, Does things even a spider can’t! We’re going to have to change it to Spider Cat. Spider Cat is cooler than Spider Dog; he can do things even a spider can’t! Besides, cats are more cool than dogs. If you argue with this, you will Run Afoul of The Cute One, and Things Will Not Go Well For You. So, you guys figure out how to get a cat to wear a spider suit. I’ve Done My Part. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/202 "2014-09-07T00:49:07Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Spaz** obviously our mutual calling is to write theme songs for cartoon heroes. 😃 I’ve got a better one: [It’s a dog it’s a dog it’s a spiderdog Friendly neighborhood spiderdog It’s a dog it’s a dog it’s a spiderdog Does whatever a spider does](http://youtu.be/Psdl5xRmrZ0) ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/203 "2014-09-07T05:05:45Z")
There are drawbacks to using public transit. Also to working in retail. Such as being very thoroughly exposed to whatever galloping crud is making the rounds. Blurf. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/204 "2014-09-07T05:11:56Z")
I worked. Nobody got stabbed tonight. More tomorrow. **Flytrap** , are you making fun of The Cute One[sup]TM[/sup]'s Southern accent? You have insulted her honnor, and I demand satisfaction! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/205 "2014-09-07T10:39:47Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 75 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 91 and a fifty percent chance of rain. That’s a more erudite way of sayin’ it might or might not rain, we’re all willy-nilly with the forecast today. Today is deheathenization day. I get to ush. Rah. And now this… \ CLEARING THROAT \ \*\* HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEEAAARRR MMMIIIDDDGGGEEETTT!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! \*\* Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy is hongry. Of course, since one is goin’ to be out amongst others at the church house, purtification for deheathenization must also occur. Happy Sunday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/206 "2014-09-07T11:56:45Z")
Haha, thanks, **swampy**. 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/207 "2014-09-07T12:10:47Z")
**Happy Midget Day!** It looks like Liberty Meadows is giving Garfield a run for its money in depicting the perfect [blurf](http://www.gocomics.com/libertymeadows/2014/09/06?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+uclick%2Flibertymeadows+%28Liberty+Meadows+-+GoComics.com%29). ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/208 "2014-09-07T12:57:33Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > **Flytrap** , are you making fun of The Cute One[sup]TM[/sup]'s Southern accent? You have insulted her honnor, and I demand satisfaction! Well Bless Your Little Heart. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/209 "2014-09-07T13:29:15Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to work. Happy Birthday **Midget**!!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/210 "2014-09-07T13:35:11Z")
Yes, Happy Birthday! DId you get a lot of stuff? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/211 "2014-09-07T13:50:09Z")
Happy Sunday! **Happy Birthday Midget** It’s a cool cloudy 67 degrees outside with a projected high of 78. I can live with that. Nothing on the agenda for today except irk. I have such an exciting life. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/212 "2014-09-07T14:03:58Z")
Thanks, all. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/213 "2014-09-07T14:16:48Z")
I knew I could count on a Southern Gentleman to come to my defense. Thank you, **Doggio**. The HUMID has been swept out to sea, the swelling in my knee is down, and in my ankle as well. I can walk (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) again. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/214 "2014-09-07T15:04:16Z")
Happy birthday, **Emily**! Shakespeare in the Park was a good performance last night. Went back to the horsepistol this morning for a bleeding issue. I’m hoping to get sprungsometime tomorrow. Happy Sunday! ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/215 "2014-09-07T15:22:28Z")
Happy Birthday **Midget**. Have a great one. Yay **Rosie** for being able to walk again. Do be careful. Hope you get out of the horsepistol very soon **Red** Have a great Sunday everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/216 "2014-09-07T15:24:17Z")
Happy Midget Day! Had a nice night last night! Friend’s bufdy was good, really nice food, and not as expensive as I was thinking. Got back late having completely forgotten that I was supposed to be helping out at the bee show today (OK, honey show, but I like the idea of lots of fancy trained bees being put through their paces). I did make it though, was early even! Sold lots of honey and stuff, and had a look round the botanical gardens. It was jolly nice, and we even got cheerful sunny weather. Hoped everyone else has a jolly nice Sunday! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/217 "2014-09-07T15:48:48Z")
Thanks! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/218 "2014-09-07T16:30:11Z")
_ **Happy Midget Day!** _ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/219 "2014-09-07T16:44:30Z")
Howdy Y’all! Home from deheathenization and ush duty. Except for the first hymn, we sang dirges. The recessional hymn was exceptionally dirge-like. Don’t know what all that was about. Anywho, home and shortly we shall commence with the makin’ of sammiches for N.O.L. **Rosie** yay for walkin’ again! **{{{Red}}}** hope you get sprung from the horsepistol soonest. ‘Tis 87 Amurrkin out but feels more like 97. Hope we do get the possible tstorms this afternoon/evenin’. Ok, I’s hongry so sammich time. Laterz! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138/220 "2014-09-07T17:03:01Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I knew I could count on a Southern Gentleman to come to my defense. Thank you, **Doggio**. North Carolina fought on the other side, Rosie. Doggio is a Yankee gentleman, they are far and few between. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-repurposed-mmp/697138.md?page=12)