# The resolutionary-less MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 16, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094 "2015-03-16T04:19:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/201 "2015-03-20T22:53:02Z")
Stoopit internet. Couldn’t irk from home w/o it. Had to get snow off my car for I believe the first time since I’ve owned it as it usually in the garage in this weather. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2015, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/202 "2015-03-20T23:09:02Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Young boy feels lucky > Snow stopped, sidewalks are clear > No shoveling now > > eta 5/7/5 is the proper form; yours was 5/8/5 For whatever reason melted was one syllable for me ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/203 "2015-03-21T00:35:27Z")
Tahred. _ **MWAH!** _ ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/204 "2015-03-21T00:44:34Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > The kid lucked out > The snow stopped and the sidewalks melted so no need to shovel. Ours didn’t make it until noon. Although for a while there it was really coming down thick and heavy. Back from work and cleaning my guns. Not that I used them at work; I went shooting before work. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Our workplace is very fussy about things like that – I blame it on the fact that we hand off our product to the USPS. Guilt by association – one of us could go Postal. But the voices in my head say that its a slim chance at best. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/205 "2015-03-21T01:00:04Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > And it’s related expression “Thank you, Movie”. Oh ------- and I’m sadly disappointed in all of you. That is an oft-repeated line from MST3K. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/206 "2015-03-21T01:00:46Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Young boy feels lucky > Snow stopped, sidewalks are clear > No shoveling now > > eta 5/7/5 is the proper form; yours was 5/8/5 Haiku Nazi. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/207 "2015-03-21T01:09:29Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Haiku Nazi. And your point is? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/208 "2015-03-21T01:22:10Z")
Howdy Y’all! Home from a marathon cookin’/preparation for tomorrows big St. Patrick’s feast over to the church house. What a feast it shall be! Still a bunch to do tomorrow but it shall all come together. Tonight we cooked the corned beast, peeled and chopped a lot of veggies, and da bear got the chikin all prepped. There are veggies still to prep tomorrow as stuff like N.O.T., turnips, and rutabagas are best peeled and chopped the day of use. Da bear shall be givin’ a tutorial on how to peel and chop rutabagas. I’m not fond of the things, but I do know how to prep 'em. They are boogers to peel as the peel is really hard and waxy. I can eat 'em when they are a part of stuff, but plain, well, they are next to, but not as bad as, beets and fart blossoms. So this has been my evenin’. Now I shall go and surf teh intatoobz for a bit and then it’s beddy bye time. Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/209 "2015-03-21T02:17:13Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > And your point is? :dubious: Strangely, that phrase was used by Mrs. Plant’s (v.2.0) former husband. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/210 "2015-03-21T02:47:27Z")
Worked, came home. Got jerk chicken and ginger lime rice cooking for dinner. I’m off this weekend. **sari** ,Gordie acts like that too. Dunno if one of his former owners beat him, or it’s all in his head. > [@anyrose](#): > > Young boy feels lucky > Snow stopped, sidewalks are clear > No shoveling now > > eta 5/7/5 is the proper form; yours was 5/8/5 Rain and cold today Clear and sunny tomorrow Hockey tailgate time! 😃 Yay, shoe! **spidey** , i had couth, but my doc gave me ointment.😛 **sari** , sorry TVCTPMO is after you this week. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/211 "2015-03-21T05:32:41Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Worked, came home. Got jerk chicken and ginger lime rice cooking for dinner. I’m off this weekend. You do not want to know how my semi-sloshed mind initially read that :eek: The blues jam was excellent and we had some delicious tacos from one of the food trucks. It’s bedtime. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/212 "2015-03-21T05:46:23Z")
> [@missred](#): > > You do not want to know how my semi-sloshed mind initially read that :eek: DAMMMIT I DO NOT JERK OFF CHICKENS!:mad::mad::mad::mad: :p;) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/213 "2015-03-21T06:16:38Z")
I think chocolate is giving me acid reflux. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/214 "2015-03-21T08:39:32Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > DAMMMIT I DO NOT JERK OFF CHICKENS!:mad::mad::mad::mad: > > :p;) I thought the correct phrasing is _choke the chicken_ ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/215 "2015-03-21T11:02:59Z")
> [@Sahirrnee](#): > > I thought the correct phrasing is _choke the chicken_ Unless **doggio** has feathers, that’s something different. I’m in Elizabeth right now (the town, on the choo-choo to NYC) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/216 "2015-03-21T11:20:39Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 64 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 81 for the day and partly sunny, which can also mean mostly cloudy I guess. Later this mornin’ I shall be over to the church house to continue the preparations for the big feast tonight. A large part of my afternoon shall be spent grillin’ chikin. I lead such a glamorous life! 😃 Ok, that’s all I got for now. I need more caffeine and to feed rumbly tummy. At some point purtification must also commence. Happy Sattidy Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/217 "2015-03-21T12:19:50Z")
Up and caffeinated. Off today, so I can tailgate at the hockey game. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/218 "2015-03-21T12:59:13Z")
Blurf ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/219 "2015-03-21T16:02:15Z")
Happy Saturday! The snow is melting and it’s supposed to get all the way up to 57 degrees today. I overslept, and I’m not going to feel bad about it either, I’d still be asleep if the alarm hadn’t wakened me to tell me to take my pills. I’m deciding what to have for lunch and I think I will irk all day today and take tomorrow off. We’ll see. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/220 "2015-03-21T16:19:33Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > DAMMMIT I DO NOT JERK OFF CHICKENS!:mad::mad::mad::mad: If you did, that would be kinda clucked-up. > [@Spiderman](#): > > Unless **doggio** has feathers, that’s something different. > I’m in Elizabeth right now > > (the town, on the choo-choo to NYC) If he wants to keep some feathers around to tickle his as----------- fancy, that is entirely up to him. I knew several people who lived in another Elizabeth but it got too crowded and they moved. Rather beat up from work and slept late. OutRageous Bingo tonight so I need to rest up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094.md?page=12)