# The resolutionary-less MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [March 16, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094 "2015-03-16T04:19:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/81 "2015-03-17T23:18:02Z")
I guess everyone is Guinnessed out, huh? I just finished some toast and I’m having some tea. Cold night ahead, stitches out tomorrow. YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! But first, TV time. _ **MWAH!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/82 "2015-03-17T23:32:37Z")
> [@missred](#): > > Oh, no! I kilt the MMP! :eek: I see what you did there, you ‘kilt’ the MMP on **St. Party’s Day**. 😃 **Rosie** , didja accept? You gettin’ hitched? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/83 "2015-03-17T23:37:41Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > I see what you did there, you ‘kilt’ the MMP on **St. Party’s Day**. 😃 > > **Rosie** , didja accept? You gettin’ hitched? Oh, heavens no. I’m saving myself for **you** , **Bobbio** , and **doggio**. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/84 "2015-03-17T23:41:10Z")
**Mom** I bet if you tell Sirius why you are cancelling, you can talk them down in price. I think I pay a lot less than that. And Guinessed out?!??!! Ha! Lessee - Solar panels are finally operational here. They were installed 6 months ago, but PG&E (utility company) took forever to do whatever they had to do on their side to get things switched over. One week in I’m having fun watching the usage reports. Negative! I’m selling energy back to the _Man_! Ok, so it’s going to be a long time before I’m ahead on this, but I don’t care. It feels good anyway. I’m going to head home now. Happy St. Patrick’s! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/85 "2015-03-17T23:43:54Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Oh, heavens no. I’m saving myself for **you** , **Bobbio** , and **doggio**. :dubious: Are you reneging on your proposal? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/86 "2015-03-17T23:49:32Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > OYKW went back to his place to deal with paperirk, poor thing. Are you sure that he isn’t going to movies with this popular Mel? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/87 "2015-03-17T23:54:33Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > :dubious: > > Are you reneging on your proposal? When did I propose to you? :dubious: Besides, you probably asked me what it meant causing me to regret it, _if in fact I actually proposed at all._ It could have happened in your little fantasy world. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/88 "2015-03-18T00:00:03Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Oh, heavens no. I’m saving myself for **you** , **Bobbio** , and **doggio**. I would but polygamy is illegal. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/89 "2015-03-18T00:04:02Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > I would but polygamy is illegal. Let’s move to Utah ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/90 "2015-03-18T00:19:09Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Whadja win? > (For those of us who can’t see the link.) Not being able to view Facebook --------- I consider that a win in and of itself!!! > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I guess everyone is Guinnessed out, huh? No – but I had several green dyed Iron City’s on the way home. Just to remind myself why I don’t drink that sh----------------- particular brand of beer. That and the drafts were 75 cents. > [@anyrose](#): > > Oh, heavens no. I’m saving myself for **you** , **Bobbio** , and **doggio**. Want to wreck a marriage? Want to wreck a couple marriages? Want to trash a motel room in Plains, Pennsylvania? 😉 (Sorry – its been a long time and that’s the best line I remember.) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/91 "2015-03-18T00:33:40Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Want to wreck a marriage? Want to wreck a couple marriages? Want to trash a motel room in Plains, Pennsylvania? 😉 > > (Sorry – its been a long time and that’s the best line I remember.) I won’t wreck, but if you can talk the wife into sharing, there’s a casino near Plains . . . 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/92 "2015-03-18T01:08:00Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Let’s move to Utah _Now_ you say that. (I was just there last weekend.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/93 "2015-03-18T01:16:42Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > When did I propose to you? :dubious: > Besides, you probably asked me what it meant causing me to regret it, _if in fact I actually proposed at all._ It could have happened in your little fantasy world. When I described rubbing Mrs. Plant’s (v.3.0) feet, you asked, “Marry me?” :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/94 "2015-03-18T01:54:23Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > When I described rubbing Mrs. Plant’s (v.3.0) feet, you asked, “Marry me?” > :dubious: Oh. Well, I don’t really want to be Mrs Plant v.4, and you don’t want to leave #3, so let’s forget the whole thing, hmm? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/95 "2015-03-18T02:24:48Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Oh. Well, I don’t really want to be Mrs Plant v.4, and you don’t want to leave #3, so let’s forget the whole thing, hmm? We’re JEWS for Christ’s sake! No, wait… Oye, we are Jewish, already. We can do this. I was still religiously married to Mrs. Plant (v.2.0, the bitch) when I married Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) by a Rabbi. That’s why I have to keep track. Oh well, at least I won’t have to listen to two wives blurfing (blurffing?) in the morning. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/96 "2015-03-18T03:28:49Z")
Worked, tailgated, Canes lost. > [@anyrose](#): > > [I just won the internet!](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153177703294803&set=a.36907004802.43660.694399802&type=1&theater) Woohoo! > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > I guess everyone is Guinnessed out, huh? Sorry too busy Guinnessing to reply before now.😛 > [@anyrose](#): > > Oh, heavens no. I’m saving myself for **you** , **Bobbio** , and **doggio**. _Helllloooooooo Nurse!_😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/97 "2015-03-18T10:05:54Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 58 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 76 for the day. We’re havin’ a cool down! Tomorrow is supposed to be rainy with a high of _ONLY_ 65! Tomorrow is also mandatory trainin’ day. I wonder just how many won’t show up because it’s rainin’. Seriously. Yes, I do deal with some folks dumb enough to try to pull that off. Sigh. I went to bed with Mel last night and slept for nine hours. **flytrap** that’s how I know OYKW didn’t go to the movies with Mel. 😛 Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy wants sustenance. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence. Le Sigh. Happy Hump Day Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/98 "2015-03-18T10:09:23Z")
Turns out I made it thru the night without Mel, and while it wasn’t completely uninterrupted, it mostly was. So I’m rested, showered, dressed, and I’ve got a timer set to remind me to go get my stitches out. This practice WILL charge you if you miss an appointment, so I’m going to make sure to be there. \*\*sunny \*\*- I’m kinda counting on them offering me a deal. In fact, that’s how I got it under $100 last year. I know \*\*FCD \*\*doesn’t want to give it up, but over $200 per year to listen to maybe 7 or 8 stations (primarily 2 or 3) is bat crap crazy in my book. So we shall see. So, gee, now that I’m fed and dressed and all, what’s left? Maybe I’ll surf a bit. 😉 Happy Wednesday, for reals this time! 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/99 "2015-03-18T10:48:16Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > I would but polygamy is illegal. Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Funny, that’s also my definition of monogamy… ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2015, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094/100 "2015-03-18T11:53:03Z")
Happy Hump Day! It’s a clear 31 degrees outside, only getting up to 46 today. Looks like it’s going to be below freezing every night this week. Up early this am so I could talk to my friend who irks nights. Now I’m sleepy but I have to irk in an hour so no sense in going back to sleep. I think men who want to have more than one wife have to let all of their MILs move in with them. Four wives, four MILs, all in the same house. I have to pick up a prescription today, or at least I hope it is ready being that I run out of pills today. I thought the doctor would have called it in already but she didn’t. Other than that SSDD as always. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-resolutionary-less-mmp/715094.md?page=6)