Dear Ann,
I own a small restaurant, Italian, using my family’s recipes, cooking food famous throughout New York City and Jersey – we have been reviewed by the Times, the Post, others.
I had a… a thing … with a customer the other day and I was wondering what you thought?
This guy comes in. Sits down, our waitress approaches him, he orders a pastrami sandwich, bag chips, pop. Eats it. Leaves without paying!
I go out! “Hey, buddy, whaddya doing?” He says he paid, just left the money on the table, that there must be a thief who grabbed it. Ann… these are my regular customers, Ann, there’s no thief! I knows these guys!
Guy starts arguing about this! I go back inside – “Any of youse ever see a thief?” I ask the customers. No, Ann, to a man, they see no thief. Davie didn’t see a thief and he sees everything. If Davie says no thief, there’s no thief, Ann.
“Any of youse see this man pay?” No, Ann, to a man, they did not see him pay. Not even Davie.
Dis guy starts arguing… with my food in his stomach!.. that he doesn’t own me anything! That because he’s somehow out $20 (what he claims he put on the table) he somehow doesn’t need to reimburse me!
Then the sunavabitch accuses the waitress… my lovely, Maria, the only thing I have which reminds me of her mother, may God rest her soul, the purest child ever placed on this Earth… of stealing his money. The fuckin’ nerve, Ann, the fuckin’ nerve. If it weren’t for Davie… and Chris… the guy would’ve gone down and I would be writing this from the Tombs, and where would my Maria be?
Ann, I serve fantastic food the neighborhood loves. I’m still out the $7.54 it costs me to put a meal like that together, not to mention the $14.49+tax I charged him. I don’t care what this guyses story is, if he doesn’t pay me or Maria, he hasn’t paid. When Silvio did the same thing, walked off without paying, and we didn’t find his money, you know what Sil did? He fuckin’ paid again! Because he owed a debt! To me! Not to his memory! To me!
Anyway, Ann, my question is this: This guy still owes me $15 and he insulted my daughter. Maria wants me to let it go and, this once, out of respect for her mother, may God rest her soul, I said “Let’s ask Ann, see if she says the guy still owes the debt. If she says no, I’ll fuggedaboutit. If she say’s not, I gotta do what I gotta do.”
Ann, not a single person can prove this man paid. Not a single person can prove there was a thief. I, however, by reconciling my days receipts, can prove that I did not get paid for this exact bill. Does he still owe the debt?
Anthony in Jersey