# The return of Altered Song Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-altered-song-titles/362624>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 29, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-altered-song-titles/362624 "2006-06-29T13:08:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-altered-song-titles/362624/21 "2006-06-30T23:35:26Z")

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“Like the Leather” - Natalie Merchant (of 10,000 Maniacs) 'fesses up to her S&M fetishes.

“I Ram Superman” - Michael Stipe (of REM) 'fesses up that he likes ‘topping’ superheroes.

“Sweet Creams (Are Made of These)” - Annie Lennox (of Eurythmics) plugs her own line of non-dairy creamer, made from all organic sources.

S’all I got.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-altered-song-titles/362624/22 "2006-07-03T14:32:32Z")

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**I Want to Hold Your Hank** - The Fab Four confess their desires to Peggy Hill

**Jumpin’ Jack Flask** - A slim container of Tennessee whiskey always does the trick

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-altered-song-titles/362624/23 "2006-07-25T20:52:33Z")

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**Say Goodbye, Do Hollywood** - Billy Joel goes California

**Addicted to Lore** - naive cadet falls for Data’s evil twin

**Shuck With You** - Huey Lewis shares some clams

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-altered-song-titles/362624/24 "2006-07-25T21:00:17Z")

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**Hey, Mackey!** - musical version of The Sheild

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-altered-song-titles/362624/25 "2006-07-25T23:24:23Z")

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Hey Man, Nice Shit (Filter)- A song about constipation relief.  
I Can Pee for Miles and Miles (The Who)- Record-breaking urination feats.  
Monet for Nothing (Dire Straits)- Song about art theft.  
Big Bills (AC/DC)- The band has been having financial problems.  
Razed and Confused (Led Zeppelin) Just why did they tear diwn that building anyway?  
It Was a Very Good Rear (?)- A song about one’s admiration for another’s derriere.

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