More!
Traditions and rituals have been part of human existence since, well, like a long time—I’m no historian.
The real world was just like high school, only worse.
I was so happy that I was finally over.
High school was exclamatory.
Money is needed for a baby’s care because a newborn cannot just find a job.
We spend time talking and texting and shopping without killing each other which is nice for a change.
It gave me the greatest gift of all: desperation for greatness.
Traditions and rituals have been part of human existence since, well, like a long time—I’m no historian.
That one brought me to tears. Is that for real? The dash and everything? That’s seriously awesome and should get you into college right then and there on that sentence alone.
Filbert
November 23, 2013, 12:57pm
23
I think I might embroider ‘Everyone is entitled to their own problems’ on something. Maybe the vomit one too.
Darn freeloading newborns.
Left_Hand_of_Dorkness:
Love 'em!
My favorite sentence from a report this year (third grade) was about a local African-American culture festival. I leaned over the student and murmured, “Honey, ‘funk music’ is spelled with an ‘n’, not a ‘c’.”
Maybe at the clubs you go to.
lorene
November 23, 2013, 4:29pm
27
Right? Vomit stinks. Even from a pretty girl. . That’s some depth there.
Little bald bastards. (Stolen from amazon reviews for the book in this thread .
“Living life like a butter knife” There’s something in that. Not sure what, but something.
drewtwo99:
Traditions and rituals have been part of human existence since, well, like a long time—I’m no historian.
That one brought me to tears. Is that for real? The dash and everything? That’s seriously awesome and should get you into college right then and there on that sentence alone.
I reproduced it verbatim. Can’t remember where it placed, since we score thousands of these, but I’m sure that one must have gotten some kudos for the awesomeness.
Nava
November 24, 2013, 7:06pm
30
Little_Nemo:
A lot of truth to that.
Does it refer to people who are only 20% smart when not in love?
IvoryTowerDenizen:
You do that? Lol!
Yes
There are some nasty pics of girls vomiting out there. (Not the worst google I have ever done.) I decided to go klassy.
That’s the most mysterious one of all to me. With almost all of these, I can pretty much figure out what the writer is trying to say – with this one I have no clue whatsoever.
I’m surprised so many people don’t get “live life like a butter knife”. I have a suspicion that they’re not the sharpest knives in the drawer.
There are a couple more that need to be done if I can find the right picture.