# The return of Ayesha

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656 "2000-08-09T02:03:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/1 "2000-08-09T02:03:42Z")

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Hellloooooooooooo world !!  
Hello computer ! :kisses computer passionately :: I have missed you !! I have missed all of my friends mosst of all.

I have been home for about fifteen minutes.

I want to thank all of you for responding to LIONsob’s thread telling you I was in the hospital. However I wrote a note to all of you and asked him to post it for me, he said he would and didn’t , therefore feel free to drag him to the pit if you want ! That will teach him not to disobey me ever again.

I have to make an appointment for the sonic boom thingy to break up the stone/s that are still there. They found a cyst in the left kidney and one in each overy too, but they can just wait their darn turn !

I’m still in pain, but after 5 days on morphine and one day on Vicodan #8 , well I don’t feel it much unless I miss a pill.

I will post more later, for now I feel better just letting y’all know I’m home.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/2 "2000-08-09T02:08:03Z")

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Wooooooooohooooooooooo she returneth!!! So great to hear you are doing somewhat better Aye!!! Take care and get better!!

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/3 "2000-08-09T02:08:07Z")

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Yay! Welcome back, Ayesha! Glad to hear you’re home and feeling better!

Sorry to hear about the cysts, but they’re treatable, right?

We won’t do anything to LIONsob, since it was kind of him to keep us posted.

Rest up, and start posting soon! Take care now.

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/4 "2000-08-09T02:12:38Z")

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Ayesha’s back!!

::does backflips::

Ow. Don’t have any more of that Vicodin, do you? 😉

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/5 "2000-08-09T02:14:14Z")

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Will these health problems never end? I’m glad to know you’re doing a little better, at least. I hope for your health, Ayesha, with every piece of hope I have. Feel better.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/6 "2000-08-09T02:20:37Z")

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Ayesha is back!

In your absence, dtl has apologized and all is right with the sdmb world . . . mostly. We missetcha.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/7 "2000-08-09T02:24:05Z")

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Hey Aye!

Glad to hear you’re back! Good luck with the rocks!

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/8 "2000-08-09T02:26:32Z")

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:::doin’ the happy dance!:::

So glad you’re back! I think we’ll leave the beating of Lion to you, though. It will help to relieve the frustration of being ill.

((((Aye))))

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/9 "2000-08-09T02:36:20Z")

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welcome home.

Tell LionSOB that is strike two for him in my book.

Osip

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/10 "2000-08-09T02:37:12Z")

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_joining Cristi in the happy dance_

Welcome back. We missed you.

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/11 "2000-08-09T02:39:35Z")

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Ayesha’s Back! Yayyyyyyyy!!

Ayesha’s Front…Mmmmmmmmmmmm…  
Welcome home, girl…you’ve been missed. Pleasepleaseplease take care of yourself and gitcherself better. Oh, and kick the crap outta those other stones!

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**Author:** ![Archer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@Archer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archer)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/12 "2000-08-09T02:47:30Z")

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Yippeee!! Welcome back Ayesha! Damn if it isn’t the Hepatitis C it is something else! Take real good care of yourself and make LionSOB take care of you too. Hope you feel better.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/13 "2000-08-09T02:56:55Z")

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Welcome back, Ayesha. I hope you’re better now. I missed you.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/14 "2000-08-09T03:05:06Z")

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Yea! Good to have you back Ayesha. The place hasn’t seemed the same without you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/15 "2000-08-09T03:18:46Z")

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Welcome back sweetie!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/16 "2000-08-09T03:34:23Z")

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Yayayyayayayayayayayyayayayy!!!  
Ayesha’s back!!!

Welcome back, hon! We missed you!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/17 "2000-08-09T03:34:33Z")

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**Ayesha** , you have left me forlorn here, forcing me into the arms of several other women.

But that’s over! Welcome back!

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/18 "2000-08-09T03:55:46Z")

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YIPPEEE!!! Welcome back, Aye! Bummer on the new concerns, of course; but I know you’ll handle those just as well as you have everything else.

Make Lionsob do his penance! In whatever way you deem fit! 😉

Still in our prayers, take care, and take your Vicodin.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/19 "2000-08-09T04:01:49Z")

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Yay, Ayesha’s back! Good luck with the rest of the stones and the cysts.

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**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/20 "2000-08-09T04:05:19Z")

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Ayesha’s back!

[Attempts a handspring but only manages a very credible pratfall.]

_Thud!_

_From floor_: Welcome back!

~~Baloo

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