# The return of Ayesha **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656 "2000-08-09T02:03:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/21 "2000-08-09T04:23:26Z")
I’m so glad that you are better. Please punish LionSob for worrying us after you deliver kisses to him for trying to keep us informed when we knew he had other things on his mind. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/22 "2000-08-09T04:57:06Z")
Are they gonna let you keep the stones in a jar? Can i see them? Welcome back! Go esy on the vics-but not too easy! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/23 "2000-08-09T05:45:48Z")
Welcome back Ayesha! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/24 "2000-08-09T05:53:27Z")
Ayesha’s back in the house! Now get back to work posting so I can resume nurturing my crush on you. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/25 "2000-08-09T06:31:59Z")
Liongirl: good to see ya back. Don’t know if our prayers helped, but I’m sure we will continue. Get better, girl. ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/26 "2000-08-09T07:57:34Z")
Welcome back Ayesha, glad you are doing better (then again, if I were on the medication you are on, I’d be feeling better also). Sorry about the other problems, we will pray for you on that also. BTW, I hope everything passes ok. \ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/27 "2000-08-09T08:08:44Z")
See if they can save a couple of the stones for you so that you can pass them around at your next Dinner party! Thats a conversation starter! Great to see your feeling better! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/28 "2000-08-09T10:05:02Z")
Welcome back, good to see you back in shape again! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/29 "2000-08-09T11:15:17Z")
Welcome back, Ayesha. Say, after the litho-whatchamacallit sonic thing, would you mind telling us what it’s like? :::putting on George Harrison’s _All Things Must Pass_ album in honor of Ayesha::: ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/30 "2000-08-09T11:16:29Z")
When am I going to learn not to do that? Damn smilies. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/31 "2000-08-09T11:25:02Z")
Welcome back welcome back welcome back, we’ve missed you so much. I wish for you good health and I hope they get you all fixed up. ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/32 "2000-08-09T13:30:58Z")
Great to see you back! Missed you buddy! ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/33 "2000-08-09T13:44:54Z")
We kept your throne polished for you. Now, am I feeding you grapes today, or fanning you? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/34 "2000-08-09T14:15:35Z")
HOOOO—RAY!! Well, at least for now. Glad to see you back. And best of luck on your future medical ventures. You’re in my prayers. struuter ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/35 "2000-08-09T15:02:35Z")
She’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Happy Happy Joy Joy! Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy!Happy Happy Joy Joy! “Sonic Boom Thingy”? LOL! Ask’em for some Tylox; those little red capsules take away the pain and make you _happy!_ Welcome back, hon! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/36 "2000-08-09T15:24:52Z")
“Do you expect me to talk?” “No, Mrs. Lion-Bond. I expect you to pee!” Good to se yuo back. I hope they break up all them nasty stones with the Sonic Boom Thingy™. Get better soon. I still owe you a drink for your birthday, young lady! ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/37 "2000-08-09T19:15:16Z")
Welcome back. A piece of advice about the shockwave stone disintegrator. Stock up on Aloe Vera or a prefered skin cream. The shockwave equipment has the side effect of causing a localized sunburn on your skin where they aim it. ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/38 "2000-08-09T20:34:31Z")
:Jumping for Joy. Joy ducks and I fall on floor.: Welcome Back! :):)🙂 (Apologies to Chiefscott.) Glad that you are feeling better. As for punishing LionSOB, just don’t let him have any of your drugs. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/39 "2000-08-10T00:25:32Z")
Thanks guys. I checked my email last night, I had almost 200 hundred emails, :eek: Did I mention that I like my drugs ? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656/40 "2000-08-10T00:46:43Z")
Yah-HOO! The Lioness is back; grumpy, drowsy but stalking around the habitat where she belongs. Hint: watch that gracefully lashing tail. Repose doesn’t mean weakness. The claws and strength are still there…and betcha she still slits her eyes and purrs when stroked. Great to have you back! And thanks too to poor maligned Lion! He took care of Ayesha first. “Sonic Boom Thingy”? You are a total hoot, Ayesha! Veb [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-return-of-ayesha/28656.md?page=3)