# The Right Wing Daily Show Is Coming!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 5, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941 "2007-02-05T16:11:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/1 "2007-02-05T16:11:35Z")

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And the peasants rejoice!

[http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117958651.html?categoryid=14&cs=1](http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117958651.html?categoryid=14&cs=1)

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> …FNC committed to two pilot episodes of “The Half-Hour News Hour,” a right-leaning satiric take on the news, produced by “24” writer-producer Joel Surnow…

And thats not all! You get the ginsu knife set, the electric kiwi shaver, Mallard Fillmore, Dennis Miller (and his monkey!) PLUS Rush Limbaugh, the Orca of the Airwaves and noted chemical enthusiast AND the delightfully equine Ms. Ann Coulter! NOW how much would you pay?..

> **[Entertainment | Mediabistro](https://www.mediabistro.com/career-advice/entertainment/)**
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> News and insights from the entertainment industry. From film and television to streaming, music, and gaming, our entertainment coverage tracks the deals, talent moves, and business developments ...

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> …I play the president of the United States in the opening segments of this program.
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> I went out and shot three takes. Ann Coulter is the vice president. (laughing) It’s hilarious. The whole thing is hilarious…"

Hilarity, intended or otherwise, is bound to ensue. Be there or B[sup]2[/sup]!

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**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/2 "2007-02-05T16:21:59Z")

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Luci…

As tolerance is the exclusive purview of the left, I would expect nothing less from you than to celebrate diversity in entertainment. Well done.

Wait…you weren’t being sarcastic, were you?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/3 "2007-02-05T16:23:33Z")

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(…furiously batting big, brown, innocent eyes…)

_Moi?_

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/4 "2007-02-05T16:24:11Z")

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May the dark gods forgive me, but I will watch out of morbid curiosity. Also because Coulter is as hot as she is vile. Like Jagermeister.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/5 "2007-02-05T16:29:35Z")

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[QUOTE=elucidator]  
(…furiously batting big, brown, innocent eyes…)

_Moi?_  
[/QUOTE]

I’m sorry, cutie. I shouldn’t have questioned your sincerity.

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/6 "2007-02-05T16:31:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Waverly]  
May the dark gods forgive me, but I will watch out of morbid curiosity. Also because Coulter is as hot as she is vile. Like Jagermeister.  
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Please… Get your head examined. When using the word “hot” it should be applied to women of this caliber :[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1036361/](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1036361/)  
For your sake, please! 😃

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/7 "2007-02-05T16:32:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Waverly]  
May the dark gods forgive me, but I will watch out of morbid curiosity. Also because Coulter is as hot as she is vile. Like Jagermeister.  
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Finally, a valid reason for V-chip locks on TV sets.

“Thank your network, kids.”

“Thanks, Faux…!”

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/8 "2007-02-05T16:32:59Z")

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Thing is, done right, a right-wing Daily Show would be great.

After all, there are some gasbags on the left that need puncturing, and I could see giving someone like P.J. O’Rourke a daily half-hour and a needle.

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/9 "2007-02-05T16:35:39Z")

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Ford, look closely at the pictures that you yourself linked too. Anyone can see that Burke looks like an ungainly mastodon next to the much prettier Eva Longoria.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/10 "2007-02-05T16:38:08Z")

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It never ceases to amaze me that there are those who find Ann Coulter physically attractive. Kellyanne Conway _nee_ Fitzpatrick, maybe. Coulter? Yikes.

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**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/11 "2007-02-05T16:44:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Mr. Moto]  
Thing is, done right, a right-wing Daily Show would be great.

After all, there are some gasbags on the left that need puncturing, and I could see giving someone like P.J. O’Rourke a daily half-hour and a needle.  
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I’m of the opinion that Jon Stewart is an iconoclast and sees it as important that those in power shoul be deflated. It just so happens that lately Republicans have been in power. Should that change, I expect Stewart would poke fun at self-important and stupid Democrats and his audience would change.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/12 "2007-02-05T16:47:18Z")

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It’s certainly possible to be funny while making fun of the left wing. But your motivation needs to be “being funny” over “making fun of the left wing”.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/13 "2007-02-05T16:49:13Z")

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With the Democrats surging into power, this was inevitable. After all, what will Stewart do when people like Hillary, Pelosi, and Kennedy are in charge of everything? He’ll just have to fold up his tent and bow out.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/14 "2007-02-05T16:51:23Z")

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> After all, what will Stewart do when people like Hillary, Pelosi, and Kennedy are in charge of everything? He’ll just have to fold up his tent and bow out.

Yes, because he took it so easy on Kerry during the 2004 election. 😛

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/15 "2007-02-05T16:51:45Z")

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**Waverly** , either one is a damn sight prettier than Coulter could possibly imagine herself to be (much less actually be).  
I’ll make you a deal, you take the one on the left, and I’ll take the one on the right. Eva is too little for my tastes anyway.

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**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/16 "2007-02-05T16:58:52Z")

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Not sure why the need another show, they already have The Colbert Report (silent Ts).

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**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/17 "2007-02-05T17:05:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Trion]  
It’s certainly possible to be funny while making fun of the left wing. But your motivation needs to be “being funny” over “making fun of the left wing”.  
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My sentiments exactly. Look, I admit that The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is left of center, but the show wasn’t created with that in mind. It just kind of worked out that way. As such, it can still take potshots at lefties (and it does, from clueless hippies to John Kerry’s inability to speak a succinct sentence) or even transition from a show making fun of right-wing dominated government to mocking a left-wing dominated one, without betraying its core mission or audience.

It’s the difference between rock by a Christian musician and Christian Rock, if you get my meaning.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/18 "2007-02-05T17:07:18Z")

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[QUOTE=FordPrefect]  
Please… Get your head examined. When using the word “hot” it should be applied to women of this caliber :[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1036361/](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1036361/)  
For your sake, please! 😃  
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No kidding! “Hot” and Ann Coulter go together like ice-cream and Tabasco sauce.

Personally, were I twenty years younger, I wouldn’t mind one bit being the meat in [this sandwich](http://jolagier.blog.lemonde.fr/files/keira_nat1_1.thumbnail.jpg). 😃

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/19 "2007-02-05T17:10:26Z")

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[QUOTE=FordPrefect]  
Please… Get your head examined. When using the word “hot” it should be applied to women of this caliber :[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1036361/](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1036361/)  
For your sake, please! 😃  
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No kidding! “Hot” and Ann Coulter go together like ice-cream and Tabasco sauce.

Personally, were I twenty years younger, I wouldn’t mind one bit being the meat in [this sandwich](http://jolagier.blog.lemonde.fr/files/keira_nat1_1.thumbnail.jpg). But I guess, at my age, I’ll have to settle for just [one of this](http://www.kevbowers.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Sharon%20Stone%20Main.jpg) 😃

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-right-wing-daily-show-is-coming/390941/20 "2007-02-05T17:15:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Liberal]  
With the Democrats surging into power, this was inevitable. After all, what will Stewart do when people like Hillary, Pelosi, and Kennedy are in charge of everything? He’ll just have to fold up his tent and bow out.  
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Sneaky; I believe you’re doing your own bit of satire, instead of just saying something stupid. It would take a lot more than some wins by the Democrats to give us a government that doesn’t practically demand to be made fun of, and provide plenty of targets of opportunity therefor.

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