Okay, she’s on.
She’s starting out very stilted, obviously uncomfortable reading from the teleprompter.
Dig at Obama – “He [McCain] would rather lose an election than see his country lose a war.” What an offensive implication.
Kennedy reference – “Our candidate is a true Profile in Courage.” Who does she think she’s fooling with this?
Oh, she’s grooooowling now. Ooooooh, I’m skeeeerd.
Oh yes, not a single Democrat has a son or daughter in Iraq. Please.
What’s with the snarly face she keeps making?
Oh, an advocate in the White House for families with special needs children. Goody. What does that even mean?
Tepid applause to touting her husband’s proud Union membership. Does she still not know what audience she’s addressing?
Nice introduction of her parents. They look like nice folks.
She’s snarling again. Really, what’s up with that?
Ok, small town farmers and factory workers are always proud of America. What does that have to do with your platform, or anything else for that matter? And that got a standing ovation?
Joke about the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pitbull Lipstick.
Now she’s alleging that her opponents look down on her mayoral experience. That’s a lie. They just don’t think it qualifies her to be vice president any more than Barack Obama’s background qualifies him.
Oooo, a deep dig at Obama, dredging up the “bitter” remarks, this time not focusing on the words themselves, but the fact that they were spoken at a private gathering. Ugly.
Now she’s on to attacking the media. She thinks she’s being questioned just because she’s not a Washington insider. Pander, pander, pander. OH YEAH, TAKE THAT YOU BIG OLD MEANIES!
Alright, maybe we’re getting to some meat now. She wants to go to Washington to leave this nation better than she found it. Well, given that it’s in its current condition because of her party. . .
<sigh> No luck. We’re back to her standing up to lobbyists and big oil and good ol’ boys. She auctioned the luxury jet and fired the chef. Good for her. I wonder if she’s planning on selling off the furniture in the White House or something.
And now the lie about the bridge to nowhere. Why, after it’s been debunked thoroughly over the last few days, is she still telling that tall tale?
Good for her for building a pipeline for natural gas. Too bad it’s going to destroy the environment in the process. Hope y’all don’t like wild salmon and are okay with mercury-laden farm raised.
Pandering to the drilling supporters. Drilling not solving all of our problems is no reason to do nothing at all. I’m sorry, when did the Democrats say they want to do nothing at all?? Oh wait, you just ran off a list of everything on our platform! Go You!
Oh now we’re criticizing Barack’s “dramatic speeches and loyal followers”, then LIES that he hasn’t authored a single major law or reform, “not even in the state senate.” Fucking LIAR.
And again with attacking his patriotism. She’s really low.
Oh. My. G-d!! She has got SOME nerve! She wants to know what her opponents plan is, when she nor her running mate have said one fucking word about what their plan is. And then she has the gall to make some snide remark, asking what he plans to do after he parts the waters. Again, ugly.
Oh, and babe, you might check the 2004 Republican Convention and note the Greek Pillars behind George Bush.
Obama is against producing more energy?? Since when? This is really repulsive. Government is too big and he wants to increase it? What? First, who made it the bloated behemoth it is now, huh? And what policy of his do you claim is intending to increase the size of it further? Good grief!
And she’s still snarling. Hitting all the swing states. Pander, pander. More lies about Barack’s tax plan.
Zinger about “those who use change to promote their careers, and others like John McCain who use their careers to promote change.” More with the “high flown speech making.” They really have nothing substantive to attack him on, do they?
Is she serious?? Lobbyists have fought a McCain presidency??? They’re financing it – what is she talking about?
I’m SO looking forward to Obama’s rebuttals, tearing her to shreds.
Noun verb P.O.W. We knew it was coming.
Yep, she can read a speech with conviction. She’s forceful. Her speech writers hit all the right talking points.
She’s still an utterly ridiculous vice presidential candidate.