# The rubber ducky just got a USB! Propose other memory storage models!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 14, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929 "2003-12-14T10:51:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929/1 "2003-12-14T10:51:32Z")

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[http://www.dynamism.com/iduck/](http://www.dynamism.com/iduck/)

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> storage capacity of 16MB. When plugged into your computer’s USB port, the i-Duck will light up. Three different colors are available: pink, yellow and blue. A three color set is also available.

This made the smile, but the storage capacity of 16MB is not so good, still ok for simple data transfers.

What other critters or things you believe will make great storage devices?

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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929/2 "2003-12-14T11:00:46Z")

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Not a storage device, but a [USB vibrator](http://www.galleryentertainment.com.au/content/index.pl?u=main.pl%3Fid%3D3462%26page_id%3D17%26tid%3D3)

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**Author:** ![Bren\_Cameron\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@Bren\_Cameron\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bren_Cameron_1)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929/3 "2003-12-14T14:59:14Z")

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Wow, it’s cute. But for fifty bucks and only 16MB, you’re paying for that cute.

I mean, if you love cute, go for it…

Me, I just recently got a CigarPro.

[http://www.soyo.com.tw/products/proddesc.php?id=224](http://www.soyo.com.tw/products/proddesc.php?id=224)

128MB, I got it for a little over thirty bucks. So far, I love it. It’s a pretty green, it has a thingy for hanging around my neck, it holds lots of stuff. Of course, it’s not as cute as the duck…

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929/4 "2003-12-14T15:54:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kferr \*  
> \*\*Not a storage device, but a [USB vibrator](http://www.galleryentertainment.com.au/content/index.pl?u=main.pl%3Fid%3D3462%26page_id%3D17%26tid%3D3) \*\*

Wow!

I can imagine the instruction booklet:

- Not recommended for child use.

- Please ask doctor’s advice if in one of the following categories: elderly, weak of heart, virgin.

- Congratulations on your purchase of our product which will give you years and years of good vibrations.

And the program messages:

- Warning: cache overflow.

- Incorrect port. Please re-install device.

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929/5 "2003-12-14T16:05:44Z")

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How about a [256mb USB wristwatch](http://www.cashncarrion.co.uk/?listPos=&op=catalogue-products-null&prodCategoryID=24)?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929/6 "2003-12-14T16:13:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kferr \*  
> \*\*Not a storage device, but a [USB vibrator](http://www.galleryentertainment.com.au/content/index.pl?u=main.pl%3Fid%3D3462%26page_id%3D17%26tid%3D3) \*\*

“Honey, are you okay in there?”

“Yes dear, I’m just, uh, rebooting.”

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**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929/7 "2003-12-14T23:52:48Z")

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Every manufacturer of these trinkets, (but useful trinkets), has to have it’s own driver in Win9x. XP on the other hand seems to recognize them all. It’s a real problem with Win98 to have to load all the drivers when you dont’ have them with you or have misplaced (lost) them. There is one that is not even available on the www, made by a subsidiary of “GE.”

Aside from not having a standardized driver(s) they sure beat the next best thing, i.e. zip disksdue to being smaller and more connenient to carry.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929/8 "2003-12-15T01:00:44Z")

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Right on the second post, someone had to mention a USB vibrator!

In a rubber ducky thread a link to a to a sex shop! Must resist…

Can’t…

\*Rubber Dildo a USB one  
You make downloads lots of fun  
Rubber Dildo I’m awfully fond of you

Everyday when I cannot find my hubby  
I find a little fella who’ cute, yellow, and chubby.  
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Dildo you’re so fine  
and I’m lucky that you’re inline  
Rubber Dildo I’d save all my porn in you  
Rubber Dildo I’m fully fondling you……\*

Sorry, juxtaposition forces were too strong. 😉

[sub]Today’s apology goes to the letters C T W[/sub]

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**Author:** ![cybersnark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@cybersnark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cybersnark)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-rubber-ducky-just-got-a-usb-propose-other-memory-storage-models/218929/9 "2003-12-15T13:58:38Z")

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Putting it all together, there is also a ruber ducky vibrator (I don’t think it has a USB port, though).

I’ll let you do your own googling, thankewvurymuch.
