# The Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700 "2008-09-15T14:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/1 "2008-09-15T14:29:53Z")
I don’t know if you’ve seen [this](http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html) yet, but my new name is\*\* Ripper Shook\*\*, what’s yours? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/2 "2008-09-15T14:37:40Z")
Hi, **Ripper**. I’m Trough Gutted. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/3 "2008-09-15T14:50:02Z")
Wow, I got **Pistol Tanker**. I sound so bad-ass. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/4 "2008-09-15T14:53:31Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > Wow, I got **Pistol Tanker**. I sound so bad-ass. Well sure, until you meet **Torpedo Vindicator**! ---
**Author:** ![50million](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/9fc348/32.png) [@50million](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/50million)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/5 "2008-09-15T14:53:32Z")
I like the name my new overlord has given me, **Bush Gator**. I’m thinking about changing my username. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/6 "2008-09-15T14:53:34Z")
Cool, I’m **Taupe Armageddon**! Bring on the End Times! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/7 "2008-09-15T14:53:43Z")
Beat **Spine Breeder**. I may change my user name. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/8 "2008-09-15T14:54:58Z")
I ended up as **Clip Dragon** , not sure what to make of that but it beats “Trig” ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/9 "2008-09-15T14:56:46Z")
I’m Crunk Petrol. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/10 "2008-09-15T15:02:39Z")
Dope members who are called James, may well consider entering another name, unless they want to be a **Crank Widow**! ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/11 "2008-09-15T15:02:52Z")
Falter Locust checking in… damn, that sounds lame ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/12 "2008-09-15T15:06:44Z")
Comma Swollen. So I get stuck with punctuation and an ankle affliction, while the rest of you get weapons and predatory animals? ---
**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/13 "2008-09-15T15:07:13Z")
Pleased to meet you all. I’m **Strangle Thicket**. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/14 "2008-09-15T15:08:33Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Falter Locust checking in… damn, that sounds lame ☹ Yes, maybe… but **Wrangler Tractor** sounds pretty exciting. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/15 "2008-09-15T15:09:12Z")
**Bomb Locamotive** Not bad. Not sure her kids’ names are totally random, though. FWIW there is a kid named Maverick on my son’s baseball team. His big sister’s name is Dakota. I was hoping that there was also an Apache, Colt and Remington, but apparently not. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/16 "2008-09-15T15:09:13Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Falter Locust checking in… damn, that sounds lame ☹ Depending on how much of my full name is put in, I have the following choices: Copper Catfish (first name only) Duct Idaho (first name-last name) Flack Gobbler (full name) Also, as a bonus, for my screen name: Sack Panther I can’t decide if that is awesome or awful. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/17 "2008-09-15T15:10:07Z")
Annie Christmas would be **Plop Hero** My real name makes me **Shaver Razorback**. Sounds like a Old West Villian ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/18 "2008-09-15T15:12:30Z")
Beans Harpoon ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/19 "2008-09-15T15:14:47Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Hi, **Ripper**. I’m Trough Gutted. Nice to meet you, **Elvira** , you cheat! Put your proper name in. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/20 "2008-09-15T15:16:01Z")
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