# The Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 15, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700 "2008-09-15T14:29:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/21 "2008-09-15T15:16:01Z")

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Plank Castle Palin  
Wow, I like it.

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/22 "2008-09-15T15:16:11Z")

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Hi everyone, I’m **Chop Meth** , daughter of **Steam Fangs** and **Trough Gutted**.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/23 "2008-09-15T15:16:23Z")

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**Barrel McRaven Palin**

Makes my parents look pretty damn boring.

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/24 "2008-09-15T15:20:21Z")

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Gravel Blood Palin

I’m currently expecting. I’m going to suggest this to lno. I think our search for a baby name has just ended.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/25 "2008-09-15T15:22:15Z")

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Different combinations of my first, middle, maiden and last names yield:

Chalk Revelations Palin  
Gripper Carom Palin  
Slap Spear Palin  
Crop Schooner Palin

I’m leaning toward Chalk Revelations, myself.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/26 "2008-09-15T15:24:22Z")

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Hi, I’m Smoke Strapon. Pleased to meet you. Now bend over.

😃

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/27 "2008-09-15T15:25:48Z")

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**BMalion** and **Cazzle** ; get on this for a coincidence. I just tried a random male and female name( they began with B and C) and got your two Palinames. :eek:

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/28 "2008-09-15T15:27:11Z")

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Strike Chipper:p

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/29 "2008-09-15T15:27:49Z")

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> [@ivan\_astikov](#):
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> **BMalion** and **Cazzle** ; get on this for a coincidence. I just tried a random male and female name( they began with B and C) and got your two Palinames. :eek:

Was your random male name Brian? That’s me.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/30 "2008-09-15T15:29:48Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> Sack Panther
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> I can’t decide if that is awesome or awful.

It’s awesome! Sounds like a 70.s porn-star 😉

> [@ivan astikov](#):
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> Yes, maybe… but Wrangler Tractor sounds pretty exciting.

Where’s that from?

Worm The Red gets me: **Flex Gunship Palin**. Now we’re talking!

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**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/31 "2008-09-15T15:33:23Z")

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With different combos, I’m either Flex Gunship or Beans Harpoon.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/32 "2008-09-15T15:35:19Z")

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> [@BMalion](#):
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> Was your random male name Brian? That’s me.

Yes. And if your mum had slung a Y instead of an I in there, you’d have been **Drill Swollen**. Are you going to thank her now, or curse her? 😃

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/33 "2008-09-15T15:37:06Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> It’s awesome! Sounds like a 70.s porn-star 😉
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> Where’s that from?
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> Worm The Red gets me: **Flex Gunship Palin**. Now we’re talking!

From “wormthered”, one word. I’m going to try my full user-name now.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/34 "2008-09-15T15:42:23Z")

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“Hump Gizzards”. Well, could’ve been worse, I suppose…

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/35 "2008-09-15T15:47:18Z")

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**ivan astikov** = **Cheney Wolfhound**! Who thinks I should change my user-name?

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**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/36 "2008-09-15T15:47:56Z")

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**Mullet Troll**.

Dear sweet Jesus, but that is the most perfect name I have ever seen. It brings tears to my eyes.

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**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/37 "2008-09-15T15:52:18Z")

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Just my first name results in **Revolver Trooper**.  
For my first and last name, I get **Tape Boise**.  
If I add my middle name, **Mounty Bat**.  
Username, **Commando Coalfire**.

Fun!

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/38 "2008-09-15T15:57:45Z")

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Hello all, I’m Goalie Sanka.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/39 "2008-09-15T16:01:17Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> “Hump Gizzards”. Well, could’ve been worse, I suppose…

How the hell could that be worse?

I am Shot Corrugated Palin.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/40 "2008-09-15T16:03:01Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> “Hump Gizzards”. Well, could’ve been worse, I suppose…

Dad?

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