# The Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700 "2008-09-15T14:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Happy\_Booker\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/71c47a/32.png) [@Happy\_Booker\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Booker_1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/41 "2008-09-15T16:05:34Z")
Mullet Troll. That has potential as a Doper name, but I think I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/42 "2008-09-15T16:09:00Z")
Hilary Clinton-Meat Notgay Palin Hillary Clinton-Engine Nighthawk Palin Barack Obama-Tarp Lazer Palin John McCain-Steam Fangs Palin Monica Lewinsky-Chap Poach Palin Jeffrey Dahmer-Drill Swollen Palin Bart Simpson-Guzzle Red Palin Joe Biden-Beans Harpoon Palin Sarah Palin-Flack Gobbler Palin ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/43 "2008-09-15T16:10:46Z")
Shot Corrugated Palin becomes Fork Decoy Palin which becomes Geese Whalebone Palin and then Rifle Panzer Palin. This is fun. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/44 "2008-09-15T16:22:29Z")
Wood Corps Palin with my real name, Icepick Motor Palin is Cecil Adams. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/45 "2008-09-15T16:25:21Z")
Stinger Assassin I sound so badass! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/46 "2008-09-15T16:26:05Z")
Get this: Stockyard Mudslide Palin. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/47 "2008-09-15T16:27:00Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > Shot Corrugated Palin becomes Fork Decoy Palin which becomes Geese Whalebone Palin and then Rifle Panzer Palin. > > This is fun. I agree. Osama Bin Laden = Krinkle Bearcat Palin George Bush = Open Aircraft Palin Vladimir Putin = Can Lightning Palin Stephen Hawking = Bullet Bodycheck Palin Madonna = Filter Skate Palin Jesus of Nazareth= Muzzle Mammoth Palin ---
**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/48 "2008-09-15T16:27:19Z")
Engine Nighthawk. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/49 "2008-09-15T17:22:41Z")
I’m Churn Scorpion! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/50 "2008-09-15T17:26:27Z")
Gordie Howe = Bigger Channel Palin Wayne Gretzky = Filter Skate Palin Michael Palin = Rink Rebate Palin And me? I’m either Bush Gator Palin or Mounty Bat Palin. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/51 "2008-09-15T17:40:30Z")
using just my first name I’m Buster Taint first and last makes me Ladel Torque (insert obligatory Autolycus joke here) ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/52 "2008-09-15T17:51:23Z")
I’m **Roller Texas Palin**. My son is **Blitz Harden Palin** ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/53 "2008-09-15T17:51:46Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > using just my first name I’m Buster Taint > > first and last makes me Ladel Torque > > (insert obligatory Autolycus joke here) Ladle be where I come in, then. (Poor, I know, but it fills the quota. ) ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/54 "2008-09-15T17:58:09Z")
Flag Cobra Palin Yeah. I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/55 "2008-09-15T18:13:45Z")
aw crap - I’m Hen Waffle. I must be the black sheep liberal cousin no one likes to talk about. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/56 "2008-09-15T18:32:25Z")
Oh crikey… **McCain Fortress Palin** ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/57 "2008-09-15T18:38:59Z")
Skunk Grunt Palin Everyone else’s names sound so much cooler than mine. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/58 "2008-09-15T18:42:42Z")
> [@hocow](#): > > Skunk Grunt Palin > > Everyone else’s names sound so much cooler than mine. ☹ Did you know Skunk Grunt was Molten Contra in Palinese? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_Clock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Shot\_Clock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_Clock)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/59 "2008-09-15T19:09:15Z")
Ladel Torque Palin! Sounds like a reserve small forward for the Rockets. ---
**Author:** ![Kalea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b487fb/32.png) [@Kalea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalea)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/60 "2008-09-15T19:25:18Z")
Spackle Camshaft Palin - and I’m female!!! Doesn’t she know Spackle is a boy’s name??? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700.md?page=4)