# The Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700 "2008-09-15T14:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/61 "2008-09-15T19:30:37Z")
I’m Slicer Mission Palin. Slice for short. I guess. I’d much rather be Skunk Grunt. Hell, anything with Grunt would be good. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/62 "2008-09-15T19:51:01Z")
I’m **Crutch Camp**. That’s somehow fitting… My boyfriend’s new name is much more badass - Rifle Panzer. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/63 "2008-09-15T20:32:24Z")
I am the second Buster Taint. And I would. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/64 "2008-09-15T20:37:30Z")
I’m **Hose Hotrod**. I can’t stop giggling. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/65 "2008-09-15T20:56:37Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > I am the second Buster Taint. > > And I would. That is the ultimate porn stud name. 😛 The spouse is the third Buster Taint. I’m the second Smoke Strapon. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/66 "2008-09-15T21:07:41Z")
Staff Wrench Bureaucratic, but manly! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/67 "2008-09-15T21:07:42Z")
> [@winterhawk11](#): > > That is the ultimate porn stud name. 😛 No. That would be Mr **Torpedo Vindicator** , I think you’ll find. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/68 "2008-09-15T21:48:56Z")
My real name brings up **Tank Dent Palin** My screen name brings up **Cheney Wolfhound Palin** \<\<\<_shudder_\>\>\> ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/69 "2008-09-15T21:52:00Z")
Fork Decoy (When someone asks for a good screenname, we need only point them to this site.) ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/70 "2008-09-15T22:55:04Z")
**Ron Jeremy** = **Pump Bust Palin** 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/71 "2008-09-15T23:25:58Z")
**Hen Waffle Palin** ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/72 "2008-09-15T23:56:59Z")
> [@asterion](#): > > Also, as a bonus, for my screen name: > > Sack Panther It’s awesome. That’s what I get with my first initial and middle name. First and middle names produces “Stoppage Lead.” Uh, no thanks. First name only = “Gamebird Kelp.” Yeah, REALLY no thanks. Username = “Comma Liberty.” Dang, I was hoping for Comma Chameleon. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/73 "2008-09-16T00:07:29Z")
**Clop Clutch Palin.** Wonderful. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/74 "2008-09-16T00:13:35Z")
**Can Lightning Palin** - you can call me CL! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hokkaido\_Brit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d26b3c/32.png) [@Hokkaido\_Brit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hokkaido_Brit)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/75 "2008-09-16T00:25:03Z")
I’m Plate Jungle. Very disappointing… ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/76 "2008-09-16T00:26:21Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > **Can Lightning Palin** - you can call me CL! 😉 If I had lightning coming out of my can, I don’t think I’d care _what_ people called me. ---
**Author:** ![CutterJohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@CutterJohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CutterJohn)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/77 "2008-09-16T00:37:16Z")
Woo! I am **Creation Schwarzkopf Palin**! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/78 "2008-09-16T00:37:45Z")
I’m **Charcoal Sniper Palin**. Gimme my M14, a tripod, a badass scope & 50 clips of ammo. I needs some Wolf Huntin’ Governor Style…!!! Unless, of course, that was a Manchurian Candidate assignment. Playing with the queen of hearts, knowing it ain’t really smart, Sinatra’s the only fool, who’d make himself a movie 'bout you…" ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/79 "2008-09-16T00:40:18Z")
My username gives me **Charcoal Sniper Palin,** which is pretty awesome. My real name gives me **Mustache Warthog Palin,** which ROCKS THE FUCKING CASBAH! _goes to email Tuba_ Yeah, the Mumpers are gonna LOVE this! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/80 "2008-09-16T00:45:20Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > Different combinations of my first, middle, maiden and last names yield: > > Chalk Revelations Palin > Gripper Carom Palin > Slap Spear Palin > Crop Schooner Palin > > I’m leaning toward Chalk Revelations, myself. When I put in my first and middle names, I got Chalk Revelations, too! Are you me? If I just use my first name, I get Package Wichita Palin. Friends call me Pack, for short. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700.md?page=5)