# The Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700 "2008-09-15T14:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/81 "2008-09-16T01:18:35Z")
**Crunk Petrol** , Private Eye ---
**Author:** ![wunderkammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@wunderkammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wunderkammer)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/82 "2008-09-16T01:31:34Z")
First name: Engine Nighthawk Full name: Shoulder Frontier Sans middle name: Shank Piston Username: **Grill Igloo Palin** Color me disappointed. I was hoping for **Aspen Physics** or **Algebra Drum Corps**. ---
**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/83 "2008-09-16T01:53:46Z")
Loin Falcon Palin checking in. _That’ll_ go over well in middle school… ---
**Author:** ![vintageloveletter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/8e8cbc/32.png) [@vintageloveletter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vintageloveletter)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/84 "2008-09-16T01:57:59Z")
I’m **Knife Pile Palin**. Has a nice ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/85 "2008-09-16T02:14:39Z")
Now, see, I’m big on the recursion. > [@](#): > > Sarah Palin, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be: > > Flack Gobbler Palin > > Who knows, Flack Gobbler Palin you just might be president one day! > [@](#): > > Flack Gobbler Palin, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be: > > Missle Blunt Palin > > Who knows, Missle Blunt Palin you just might be president one day! > [@](#): > > Missle Blunt Palin , if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be: > > Plate Jungle Palin > > Who knows, Plate Jungle Palin you just might be president one day! ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/86 "2008-09-16T03:34:22Z")
Using my real first name: **Recoil Mush Palin** - not as cool as you guys’. ☹ Using my username: **Mullet Troll Palin** - sounds like a description of someone who mostly hangs out in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/87 "2008-09-16T05:04:33Z")
My real name gets me Cue Manhunt Palin. My maiden name is another Gravel Blood Palin. But I should have consulted this before I named my new son - he could have been Fowl Overtime! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/88 "2008-09-16T06:08:31Z")
> [@winterhawk11](#): > > That is the ultimate porn stud name. 😛 Yeah… but doesn’t Buster Taint scream gay porn to anyone else? Perhaps not as much as _my_ name, though: **Smoke Strapon Palin**. Though I guess I could be a dominatrix instead. ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/89 "2008-09-16T06:33:20Z")
My first and middle name yields **Pick Beef Palin** , and my username gives **Spackle Camshaft Palin**. But the winner is my full real name, which results in **Rifle Panzer Palin!** Great, but I’d prefer **Panzer Rifle Palin**. Has a ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/90 "2008-09-16T06:49:38Z")
My name brings up **Pick Meat Palin**. A name and menu advice all in one! My Cameroonian name makes me **Steam Fang Palin**. Not bad! My Chinese name makes me…um **Drink Hack Palin**. “Drink Hack”, eh? Sounds like an article on Digg…“20 Drink Hacks for Happier Partying!” ---
**Author:** ![Nightingale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@Nightingale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightingale)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/91 "2008-09-16T11:23:11Z")
**Trowel Ogre Palin** Top that! ---
**Author:** ![Walpurgis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Walpurgis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walpurgis)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/92 "2008-09-16T11:36:39Z")
I’m **Fire Patriot Palin**. Badum-tsch. ---
**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/93 "2008-09-16T12:16:38Z")
**Pump Bust Palin** , at your service. It just sounds so _lewd_. ---
**Author:** ![Lyanthya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Lyanthya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyanthya)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/94 "2008-09-16T12:53:42Z")
> [@Atomicktom](#): > > When I put in my first and middle names, I got Chalk Revelations, too! Are you me? > > If I just use my first name, I get Package Wichita Palin. Friends call me Pack, for short. I am also Chalk Revelations. And Missle Blunt, Filter Skate, Rifle Panzer, Pick Beef, and Chisel Dustup. My husband is Knife Pile. My cat is Beretta Hockey. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/95 "2008-09-16T14:32:41Z")
My cat is Plop Hero. Yes. Yes, he is. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/96 "2008-09-16T14:57:58Z")
My name appears to be **No Link Palin.** Dang this mobile browser. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/97 "2008-09-16T15:01:41Z")
\*\*Chop Meth Palin \*\* I might not be one of the kids she trots out on all the campaign stops. ---
**Author:** ![Bravo\_Romeo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bravo\_Romeo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bravo_Romeo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/98 "2008-09-16T15:07:12Z")
Hi everyone. I’m **Nam Guadalupe Palin**. And pleased to meet you. [How do you pronounce ‘Palin’? Like fencing paling, without the g, or like “Pall-inn”] ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/99 "2008-09-16T15:09:37Z")
> [@Hyper Aware](#): > > [How do you pronounce ‘Palin’? Like fencing paling, without the g, or like “Pall-inn”] Is seems mostly the former in the news. Plus, that’s the way Michael Palin pronounces it, so it’s gotta be right. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/100 "2008-09-16T16:10:25Z")
Using my real name, I got “ **Loin Falcon Palin** ”, which is extremely appropriate considering that my muse/spirit animal/soul symbol (whateveryoucallit) is indeed a falcon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700.md?page=6)