# The Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700 "2008-09-15T14:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/101 "2008-09-16T17:43:39Z")
…I’m **Meat Notgay**. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/102 "2008-09-16T17:58:16Z")
> [@Cazzle](#): > > Hi everyone, I’m **Chop Meth** , daughter of **Steam Fangs** and **Trough Gutted**. Amazing, I’m also **Chop Meth** , although my father is **Jeep Pike** , while Mom becomes **Hump Gizzards**. Entering **Sarah Heath** (Palin’s maiden name) yields the unforgettable **Thump Hummer**. “It’s your first sexual experience!” “It’s the vehicle where said experience occurred!” “Hey, why can’t it be both?” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/103 "2008-09-16T18:06:38Z")
Hee. Knife Pile. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/104 "2008-09-16T18:06:38Z")
\*\*Drill Swollen Palin \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/105 "2008-09-16T18:14:23Z")
\*\*Shot Corrugated \*\*!!! _ **Shot Corrugated** _ Palin? What did Mama Palin had against me?. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_Lurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_Lurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_Lurker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/106 "2008-09-16T18:21:04Z")
**Bang Walmart Palin** checking in. ---
**Author:** ![frog\_princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6bbea6/32.png) [@frog\_princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frog_princess)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/107 "2008-09-16T19:03:40Z")
I am **Rust Mustang Palin** ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/108 "2008-09-16T21:00:12Z")
I’m proud to announce the winner in the Cheesy Porn Star category: \*\*STILL HARDROCK PALIN. \*\*It doesn’t get any better than that (well, except for the Palin part). And my cats are: STEAK LEATHER and SNOWSHOE MAN. ---
**Author:** ![CAT\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CAT\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CAT_1)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/109 "2008-09-16T21:36:14Z")
**Me: Clamp Noodle Hubby: McCain Fortress Son: Fork Decoy** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/110 "2008-09-16T23:17:09Z")
Howdy Y’all! I’m Hose Hotrod Palin. ---
**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/111 "2008-09-16T23:20:04Z")
I am Luger Otter; hmmm; not sure I like that. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/112 "2008-09-17T00:18:54Z")
\*\*Steam Fangs Palin \*\*here to say hello. Fangs! I would like fangs. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lynxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e99b99/32.png) [@lynxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lynxie)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/113 "2008-09-17T06:46:39Z")
Hen Waffle Palin - I think I like it. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/114 "2008-09-17T13:36:01Z")
I’m glad nobody else has mine. It’s special and I love it. I give you: Pie Gallon Palin ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/115 "2008-09-17T14:04:38Z")
I’m Bow NATO Palin. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/116 "2008-09-17T14:05:41Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Howdy Y’all! I’m Hose Hotrod Palin. ::snerk:: ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/117 "2008-09-17T14:08:54Z")
My poor daughter is **Dust Chinstrap**. At least I have a new nickname for her though. 😃 “Yo, Chinstrap! pick up these Barbies!” ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/118 "2008-09-17T19:18:50Z")
Mr. Neville and I would both be Khaki Salmon Palin. (Sounds like something you’d find in the back of our fridge) Dad Neville would be Beans Harpoon Palin. There’s a fart joke in here somewhere… Mom Neville would be Krinkle Bearcat Palin. My sister would be Torpedo Vindicator Palin. Her husband would be Spine Breeder Palin. Their two daughters would be Scat Dubya Palin and Meat Notgay Palin. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/119 "2008-09-17T20:53:21Z")
Question! Are we typing in first and last names, or just first names? First name yields **Drink Hack** , first and last gets **Tank Dent**. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/120 "2008-09-17T21:05:39Z")
Heh. Rock Crane. I think I like it. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700.md?page=7)