# The Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700 "2008-09-15T14:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/121 "2008-09-17T21:10:19Z")
**Flag Cobra!** America, FUCK YEAH! ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Socks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a8b319/32.png) [@Captain\_Socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Socks)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/122 "2008-09-17T22:07:51Z")
I’m “Shoulder Frontier”. But my friend takes the cake. He is “Skunk Grunt”. ETA: Damn, he’s not unique, neither am I. ---
**Author:** ![poker\_in\_the\_rear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dc4da7/32.png) [@poker\_in\_the\_rear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poker_in_the_rear)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/123 "2008-09-17T22:22:28Z")
lean pipe. i like it ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/124 "2008-09-17T22:26:38Z")
> [@Captain\_Socks](#): > > I’m “Shoulder Frontier”. But my friend takes the cake. He is “Skunk Grunt”. > > ETA: Damn, he’s not unique, neither am I. Hmmm? I didn’t notice another **Shoulder Frontier**. Who’ve I missed? I’m starting to wonder how many unique names are in this thing now. Any guesses, anyone? Oh, and I’m almost considering having my name legally changed to Ian, so I can then be Palinised to the wonderful **Mole Valdez**. Damn, I’m jealous of you Ian’s! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/125 "2008-09-17T22:53:07Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > Wow, I got **Pistol Tanker**. I sound so bad-ass. Me too! We should start a gang ---
**Author:** ![Moment\_Slayer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Moment\_Slayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moment_Slayer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/126 "2008-09-18T01:47:50Z")
> [@Celyn](#): > > \*\*Steam Fangs Palin \*\*here to say hello. > > Fangs! I would like fangs. 😃 Whoa there … I’m **Steam Fangs** also… I used my First and Middle name. If I use my SD name I am **Speck Backfire** ---
**Author:** ![Coil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/127 "2008-09-18T10:48:42Z")
> [@Cazzle](#): > > Hi everyone, I’m **Chop Meth** , daughter of **Steam Fangs** and **Trough Gutted**. I’m Chop Meth Palin as well. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/128 "2008-09-18T11:31:30Z")
First name: Plank Castle First and last name: Skein Chug First, middle, and last name: Shove Maggot Screenname: Lock Pepper ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/129 "2008-09-18T19:43:32Z")
I’m Pie Gallon. I’m a very delicious hat. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2008, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/130 "2008-09-18T22:56:44Z")
> [@Lucky\_13](#): > > Using my real first name: **Recoil Mush Palin** - not as cool as you guys’. ☹ > > Using my username: **Mullet Troll Palin** - sounds like a description of someone who mostly hangs out in the Pit. I’m another Recoil Mush. Pleased to meet ya. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/131 "2008-09-19T00:07:05Z")
BIGGER CHANNEL PALIN How perfectly vulgar. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/132 "2008-09-19T00:16:55Z")
I win! ——_ **Crunk Petrol Palin** _ ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/133 "2008-09-19T01:28:20Z")
I’m Krinkle Bearcat Palin. Pleased to meet the rest of the Palin crew here. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/134 "2008-09-19T01:41:46Z")
Hi everyone I’m Tape Boise Palin. I’m famous for my Potatoes! ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/135 "2008-09-19T04:25:46Z")
Another **Meat Notgay** here. My screen name becomes **Commander Coalfire**. ---
**Author:** ![Auntbeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/136 "2008-09-19T06:11:58Z")
I would be Pump Bust Palin. Egads. ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/137 "2008-09-19T08:57:11Z")
Stockyard Mudslide. Well, I was born in the year of the ox, so I guess it’s not that inappropriate. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/138 "2008-09-19T09:03:12Z")
The name’s Armageddon… Taupe Armageddon. This is the one and only Palin thread that has interested me so far. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/139 "2008-09-19T09:33:00Z")
**Mounty Bat** So, do I get to wear pointy ears in my RCMP uniform’s hat? ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/140 "2008-09-19T11:52:25Z")
Hi there! **Cuppa Invader** reporting for babysitting duty! 😃 Hubby’s name came out as **Rust Mustang**! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700.md?page=8)