# The Sarah Palin Baby-Name Generator.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 15, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700 "2008-09-15T14:29:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/141 "2008-09-19T19:38:58Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Falter Locust checking in… damn, that sounds lame ☹

Don’t tell me: your first name is William, 'cause that’s what I got, too.

If I input my first and middle names, I’m Creation Schwartzkopf Palin. My parents, much to my surprise, are now Flack Gobbler Palin (FKA Jack) and Bomb Locamotive [sic] Palin (FKA Jane).

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**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/142 "2008-09-19T20:08:57Z")

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Nixon Hailfire 😃 not very feminine…

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/143 "2008-09-19T20:18:52Z")

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> [@maladroit](#):
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> Nixon Hailfire 😃 not very feminine…

What about poor old Donna’s, with **Rot Pipeline**?

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sarah-palin-baby-name-generator/463700/144 "2008-09-19T23:54:03Z")

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I’m **Quarter Granite Palin**. My new screen name is **Moose Roadster Palin**.

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