# The "Say Something Nice About Bush" Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 9, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112 "2003-03-09T19:12:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/21 "2003-03-09T20:10:36Z")

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What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupiditiy.

Sorry; best i could do.

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**Author:** ![musicguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@musicguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/musicguy)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/22 "2003-03-09T20:14:37Z")

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He is marginally less of an ass than Ashcroft.

Whew, didn’t think I was going to be able to come up with anything. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/23 "2003-03-09T20:16:29Z")

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The strain and tension of a headlong rush to war and a plummeting economy don’t seem to have made him noticably more wrinkled or grey-haired than he was in 2000.

Can’t say the same for myself, certainly.

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/24 "2003-03-09T20:17:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*
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Hey jjimm, can I put that in my sig?😃

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/25 "2003-03-09T20:19:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TTT \*  
> \*\*Hey jjimm, can I put that in my sig?😃 \*\*

Be my guest! It’s in mine already - look:

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/26 "2003-03-09T20:20:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kantalooppi \*  
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> His head, while appearing quite baffoonish, is far less freaky-looking than John Kerry’s. \*\*

I gotta agree with you there. Ever see ‘Re-Animator’? Kerry reminds me of the evil doctor who got his head chopped off and re-animated.

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/27 "2003-03-09T20:23:59Z")

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He’s good to his mother.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/28 "2003-03-09T20:25:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gobear \*  
> \*\*He’s good to his mother. \*\*

So was Oedipus…

:d&r: 😉

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/29 "2003-03-09T20:30:31Z")

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He doesn’t speak out of both sides of his mouth at the same time.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/30 "2003-03-09T20:33:54Z")

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He’s improved the value of the Canadian dollar relative to the US dollar.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/31 "2003-03-09T20:35:41Z")

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He’s mortal.

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/32 "2003-03-09T20:37:13Z")

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Yeah, but Oedipus was really an innocent victim of fate who married his mother and killed his father inadvertently. He was not actually a villain.

IMO, Bush bears a semblance to Creon in _Antigone_. But I should say something nice about Bush, since that’s the point of this thread, so. . .

President Bush is so mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence.

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**Author:** ![MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@MC\_Master\_of\_Ceremonies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MC_Master_of_Ceremonies)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/33 "2003-03-09T20:46:46Z")

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He’s a fucking idoit.

(I know that’s not a particualrly nice thing to say, but it’s a lot nicer than what was going to say)

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/34 "2003-03-09T20:52:59Z")

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he seems to genuinely care for his family, and seems to have a good relationship w/his spouse, parents, siblings, and children.

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**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/35 "2003-03-09T20:53:39Z")

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He is very, very committed to his morality.

He strikes me, in this stage of his life, as a virtuous man. I may not agree with his politics, but his personal morality now (ignoring transgressions in the past and just war theory) can be looked on as an example.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/36 "2003-03-09T21:01:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Stoid \*  
> \*\*Ummm…
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> Uh, well, he…oh, not really…
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> Well then, what about…no, I guess not.  
> Hey wait, I know! He doesn’t pick his nose in public! \*\*

At least not since leaving baseball. I mean, you’ve seen the video, right?

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/37 "2003-03-09T21:13:06Z")

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The best thing about Bush is that he’s YOUR president and not ours.

😃

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/38 "2003-03-09T21:22:12Z")

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He is a mammal.

I think.

Of course, I haven’t _seen_ him _actually_ breast-feed an infant _yet_, but…

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**Author:** ![graceland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ec9cab/32.png) [@graceland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/graceland)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/39 "2003-03-09T21:26:19Z")

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He’s opposed to cloning. (whew!)

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-say-something-nice-about-bush-thread/160112/40 "2003-03-09T21:32:36Z")

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He is at least the third-best president with his first name that this country has ever had. And at least the second-best with his first _and_ last name.

And that puts him in select company.

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