# The Scariest Angel (NSFW!!!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238 "2008-02-26T17:07:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/1 "2008-02-26T17:07:40Z")
I have a theory… Either this is a fallen angel, or this is the angel that was put to guard the Gates of Earthly Paradise when Adam and Eve were expelled from it. Who in their right mind would even _think_ of confronting… > **[RufAdas.com is for sale | HugeDomains](https://www.hugedomains.com/domain_profile.cfm?d=rufadas.com)** > > Get your very own domain easily. Fast and professional customer service. **…this?!** Mom, I’m scared… ---
**Author:** ![Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rascal_s_Mom)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/2 "2008-02-26T17:10:27Z")
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Is that an ugly woman or a man with ginormous man boobs? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/3 "2008-02-26T17:16:04Z")
[QUOTE=Rascal’s Mom] Ewwwwwwwwwwwww. Is that an ugly woman or a man with ginormous man boobs? [/QUOTE] Can’t it be both, like the late Earl– Hm. No. It can’t, can it? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/4 "2008-02-26T17:18:25Z")
What the … ?! Can someone translate? My Spanish is not very good, I only know a few words. I think the first line is something like “Heaven has lost an angel” and the second sentence seems to be something like “DO NOT WANT!”. In the comments section, I think comment #3 says something like “pendulous tatas” but I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/5 "2008-02-26T17:41:30Z")
It’s got wings on the back AND the front?!? ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/6 "2008-02-26T18:01:25Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] What the … ?! Can someone translate? My Spanish is not very good, I only know a few words. I think the first line is something like “Heaven has lost an angel” and the second sentence seems to be something like “DO NOT WANT!”. In the comments section, I think comment #3 says something like “pendulous tatas” but I could be wrong. [/QUOTE] I can translate… Title of the page: “Heaven has sent us an angel” Then it goes as follows, just above the photo: "Heaven didn’t want him, and it sent him to me. I don’t want him either, so I send it to you. Please, _ **keep him…** _" (the implication is “away from me”). Comment #3: “The angel… of death? I thought they were sexless. And with those huge tits, I’d say it’s a woman…” Just my 2 eurocent! JoseB ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/7 "2008-02-26T18:04:01Z")
**JoseB** , I’ve edited your OP to remove the clickable NSFW link. Be sure to check out our MPSIMS [post=9505196]rule[/post] for NSFW links. Generally, a warning of NSFW isn’t enough; there are some times when a person will accidentally click on a link, so we liked to prevent that by implementing the “two-click” rule, or disabling the link before posting. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/8 "2008-02-26T18:06:16Z")
I am _so_ glad I invested in a pair of peril-sensitive sunglasses. I don’t know what that was, but I’m certain I just saved myself from losing a portion of my lifespan. ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/9 "2008-02-26T18:24:58Z")
[QUOTE=SkipMagic] **JoseB** , I’ve edited your OP to remove the clickable NSFW link. Be sure to check out our MPSIMS [post=9505196]rule[/post] for NSFW links. Generally, a warning of NSFW isn’t enough; there are some times when a person will accidentally click on a link, so we liked to prevent that by implementing the “two-click” rule, or disabling the link before posting. [/QUOTE] Thanks for the warning! I will make sure to follow the rule. Sorry for the inconvenience! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/10 "2008-02-26T18:26:44Z")
[QUOTE=JoseB] I can translate… Title of the page: “Heaven has sent us an angel” Then it goes as follows, just above the photo: "Heaven didn’t want him, and it sent him to me. I don’t want him either, so I send it to you. Please, _ **keep him…** _" (the implication is “away from me”). Comment #3: “The angel… of death? I thought they were sexless. And with those huge tits, I’d say it’s a woman…” Just my 2 eurocent! JoseB [/QUOTE] Hey, I was pretty close! ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/11 "2008-02-26T21:52:38Z")
Holy shit. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/12 "2008-02-26T21:58:19Z")
What’s the big deal? You see women a lot like that at most Berkeley protest marches. Then there’s the scrotal inflators. Seriously. I’m not making this up. I wish I were. And I’m NOT linking to the pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/13 "2008-02-26T22:12:12Z")
Outside of being somewhat interesting in that it’s a naked overweight lady (which you don’t see often unless you happen to be married (to one)), I can’t say that it really has much point. It’s just a fat lady folks, move along. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/14 "2008-02-26T23:19:53Z")
The Blob _lives!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![AngryIrishLass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@AngryIrishLass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngryIrishLass)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/15 "2008-02-26T23:40:10Z")
That purse has got to chafe… ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/16 "2008-02-27T00:34:37Z")
You know, after the various comments, I have _absolutely_ no desire to view that pic. Not even out of car-crash curiosity. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/17 "2008-02-27T00:49:16Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] The Blob _lives!!!_ [/QUOTE] [Steve McQueen] “…Use fire extinguishers with CO2! \* CO2!!!\*” [/Steve McQueen] ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/18 "2008-02-27T03:56:27Z")
[QUOTE=rowrrbazzle] … scrotal inflators… [/QUOTE] “No baby! You don’t actually _blow_ it in a blow job!!” ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scariest-angel-nsfw/439238/19 "2008-02-27T04:19:22Z")
I thought you were going to link to this [guy](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dmilam1.html) SFW, but scary.