# The Scent of Sex

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 18, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440 "2003-04-18T00:29:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/41 "2003-04-23T22:06:51Z")

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I’m shamelessly pirating this from another thread. I’m sure someone will tell me if that’s frowned upon.

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> \*Originally posted by Pammipoo…in another thread \*  
> **I’m cool with 7. I can’t make an earlier though, unless you want me there smelling like burgers…**

I probably shouldn’t admit this but, that actually sounds kind of appealing. About the only thing that smells better than yummy burgers cooking is yummy women. The combination of the two could one heck of an aphrodisiac! 😉

I don’t know if it actually works, in real life. But, I’d certainly be willing to field (mouse\*) test it.

\*Sorry. It’s a reference to another thread. [Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=178030&perpage=50&pagenumber=1)

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/42 "2003-04-23T22:37:55Z")

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Oh god nooooooooo… honestly, its not good.

One of my bosses has a BO problem, part of that is that by Friday he smells like burgers… it really isn’t nice. Its just that he probably doesn’t shower too often or change his clothes… it so isn’t nice.

A line I remember out of the movie “So I married an Axe Murderer” was that one of the gf’s was dumped cos she smelt of soup. I met a guy like this once… again it was unpleasant.

I don’t people should smell like food to be honest.

PS Pammipoo I assume works in a burger place… and doesn’t have a BO problem - please don’t think I’m saying that about her.

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/43 "2003-04-24T00:42:20Z")

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Well, you’re talking days of accumulation of odors, mostly of BO and rancid grease, Honey. I’m talking about a clean, fresh scent of cooking burgers layered over the nice, natural scent of a fairly recently showered woman. Two entirely different concepts. I agree yours is gross.

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**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/44 "2003-04-26T06:23:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rhino’sHoney \*  
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> I don’t people should smell like food to be honest.
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> PS Pammipoo I assume works in a burger place… and doesn’t have a BO problem - please don’t think I’m saying that about her. \*\*

Yeah, I work at Wendy’s. It’s not nearly as bad now as it used to be,…pre-management days at McD’s, I went home smelling like eggs and big macs every day. ::shudder:: At least now I rarely work in the kitchen, so my food exposure is minimal

As a result of all these years in the business, I shower compulsively. We’re talking 3 showers/day, minimum. I refuse to smell like a cheeseburger. I’m big on the idea that people shouldn’t smell like food as well.

And Dave, isn’t it bad enough we end up in all the same sex threads, now you have to drag me in via vanity searches? 🙂

If you really want, after our initial meeting, I’ll let you test out your aprhodesiac theory…I insist on being freshly showered for the minidoope though 🙂

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/45 "2003-04-26T12:38:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pammipoo \*  
> \*\*And Dave, isn’t it bad enough we end up in all the same sex threads, now you have to drag me in via vanity searches? 🙂 \*\*  
> _chuckle_ I don’t need to do a search to find you. I just have to wait until you show up in the sex threads. Although, you didn’t find this one, until your name was in it.
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> \*\*If you really want, after our initial meeting, I’ll let you test out your aprhodesiac theory…I insist on being freshly showered for the minidoope though 🙂 \*\*  
> Woohoo! 😃

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**Author:** ![Stainless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Stainless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stainless)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/46 "2003-04-27T03:52:06Z")

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Just in case anyone cares, “Perfume” is also the basis for the Nirvana song “Scentless Apprentice”. Cobain was apparently a huge fan of that particular book as well.

More useless trivia later. Stay tuned…

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/47 "2003-04-27T05:56:38Z")

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Really good thread, Davebear. And the OP is really fine!

You all amaze me. The book _Perfume_ is on my table just waiting to be read.

I don’t have much to add but this:

Thirty years later and six thousand miles away, I still remember the scent of sunlight on his skin.

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/48 "2003-04-27T06:09:18Z")

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Okay I did not read all 37 posts but I gotta jump in. I know EXACTLY waht you mean Davebear…the love of my life, we can only get along for so long and we have to go our seperate ways but we have been sleeping together for years and no one, NO ONE smells like he does…amazing. It isn’t cologne or shampoo. Honesly I prefer him au natural. It’s this musky scent that smells like cuts grass or natural man but I even love the smell of his sweat. I can’t be near him without wanting to reach out and lick him…okay wait TMI but anyway. I obviously can’t really describe it in words except that it provokes incredible emotion. Feelings of sex, love, contentment, safety…it’s all right there and I have also been in that “I am not going to wash this for a week” stage (okay admit it all of you, how many times did you go back to that article and take a huge whiff?) And when you did, all those memories of being in that persons arms came flooding back and your pulse raced and your emotion flooded and for a split second you were drifting on that sea of passion…THAT is what sex (infatuation/love) smells like.

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/49 "2003-04-27T19:29:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zoe \*  
> **Really good thread, Davebear. And the OP is really fine!**
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> Well, thank you! That’s very nice of you. 🙂
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> **You all amaze me. The book _Perfume_ is on my table just waiting to be read.**
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> I can tell you, already…you’ll love it.
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> \*\*Thirty years later and six thousand miles away, I still remember the scent of sunlight on his skin. \*\*
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> Yes! Perfect!

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> _Originally posted by mipiace_  
> **I know EXACTLY what you mean Davebear…the love of my life, we can only get along for so long and we have to go our seperate ways…**
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> ☹ I’m sorry. I’ve been there.
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> **Honesly I prefer him au natural. It’s this musky scent that smells like cuts grass or natural man but I even love the smell of his sweat. I can’t be near him without wanting to reach out and lick him…**
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> 😃 Well, you may consider it TMI, but it’s a very welcome contribution. I’d _love_ to meet another woman in whom I inspired such a reaction.
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> And, to be honest, I was kind of hoping this thread would go a little more the TMI route, as there was another tidbit I wanted to bring up. But, it’s definitely TMI, so I’ve been holding off. Not there’ve been a LOT of posters to scare off. 😉
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> \*\*…that “I am not going to wash this for a week” stage (okay admit it all of you, how many times did you go back to that article and take a huge whiff?) \*\*
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> Yep. I’ve been there. And, I don’t have any problem, at all, admitting it. Actually, the TMI I was referring to relates to this.
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> \*\*And when you did, all those memories of being in that persons arms came flooding back and your pulse raced and your emotion flooded and for a split second you were drifting on that sea of passion…THAT is what sex (infatuation/love) smells like. \*\*
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> Beautiful! 🙂

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/50 "2003-04-27T19:43:23Z")

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Glad you liked my description so cough it up - whats your TMI…panty sniffing?

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/51 "2003-04-27T20:49:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mipiace \*  
> \*\*Glad you liked my description so cough it up - whats your TMI…panty sniffing? \*\*

:dubious: Did I offend you, or are you just naturally abrasive?

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scent-of-sex/169440/52 "2003-04-27T22:37:36Z")

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No…no not at all. I guess maybe I offended you…I’m sorry. was my reply that repulsive? I know a lot of guys who do that…for real.

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