# The schools are closing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-schools-are-closing/495246>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 4, 2009, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-schools-are-closing/495246 "2009-05-04T03:06:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![Bamboo\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Bamboo\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bamboo_Boy)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-schools-are-closing/495246/21 "2009-05-06T20:16:41Z")

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> [@elyanna](#):
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> not only am i skeptical that the aporkacalypse…

snort!

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