# The SD Chainword Massacre **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 1999, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221 "1999-12-20T03:39:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/21 "1999-12-20T13:41:00Z")
Town House. House Cat. Cat Nap. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/22 "1999-12-20T14:22:00Z")
Nap Mat Mat Frame Frame Relay ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/23 "1999-12-20T14:29:00Z")
Relay race Race riot Riot Gear ---
**Author:** ![saraam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@saraam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saraam)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/24 "1999-12-20T14:30:00Z")
Relay race Race Card Card Trick ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/25 "1999-12-20T14:32:00Z")
Gear Shift Shift Change Change Machine * * * “Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.” ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/26 "1999-12-20T14:42:00Z")
Machine gun gun range range rover * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/27 "1999-12-20T14:57:00Z")
Trick Knee Knee Jerk Jerk Off * * * Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/28 "1999-12-20T15:05:00Z")
Off beat Beat it “It” girl * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/29 "1999-12-20T15:40:00Z")
## Girl Talk Talk Powder Powder Snow Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/30 "1999-12-20T15:45:00Z")
Snow Ball Ball Game Game Plan * * * Wishing all you at the SDMB Happy Xmas and a GREAT 2000 and beyond! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/31 "1999-12-20T17:11:00Z")
Plan Nine Nine West West Saxon T ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/32 "1999-12-20T17:15:00Z")
Rover, heel Heel toe Toe jam ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/33 "1999-12-20T17:19:00Z")
Saxon wives\* Wives’ tale Tale teller \*St. Ives disclaimer ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/34 "1999-12-20T17:20:00Z")
Saxon Raider Raider Refrigerator Refrigerator Magnet So I cheated. Whatchagonnadoaboutit? ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/35 "1999-12-20T19:00:00Z")
Teller, Edward Edward the 7 Seven Wonders of the World ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/36 "1999-12-20T19:00:00Z")
Teller Machine Machine Head Head Honcho * * * “Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.” -Tao Te Ching ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/37 "1999-12-20T19:06:00Z")
Pancho Villa Villa Las Vegas Vegas Nerve Poetic License Pluto ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/38 "1999-12-20T19:12:00Z")
Nerve Gas Gas Pump Pump Handle * * * -Frankie I’m not a shrimp, I’m a King Prawn. -Pepe the Prawn ---
**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/39 "1999-12-20T19:29:00Z")
Handle Bar Bar Stool Stool Specimen ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/40 "1999-12-20T19:39:00Z")
Specimen glass Glass Eye Eye Socket (OMG you guys are cracking me up! I think y’all are making up words as you go along. Too funny! I’m so glad you’re enjoying this though [I kindof feel like Sally Field; “They like it, they really like it”] :)) * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221.md?page=3)