# The SD Chainword Massacre **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 1999, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221 "1999-12-20T03:39:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/41 "1999-12-20T20:20:00Z")
Socket Tumi! (just kidding) Socket Wrench Wrench Set Set Point ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/42 "1999-12-20T20:21:00Z")
Socket Wrench Wrench Free Free Willy ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/43 "1999-12-20T20:22:00Z")
Point Out Out Stretch Stretch Mark ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/44 "1999-12-20T20:22:00Z")
Rotten slow computer…rzzafrz… ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/45 "1999-12-20T20:23:00Z")
point break ( i don’t know if that counts, but oh well.) break down down pour * * * “human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/46 "1999-12-20T21:00:00Z")
Pour point Point taken Taken alive ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/47 "1999-12-20T21:06:00Z")
Alive Alive-o Alive-o Alive-o Alive-o Cockles and Mussels \Something like that…\ ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/48 "1999-12-20T21:25:00Z")
Mussels (sic) from Brussels Brussel Sprouts Sprouts wings * * * **Launcher may train without warning.** ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/49 "1999-12-20T21:33:00Z")
Wingspan Spandex Dexatrim ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/50 "1999-12-20T21:46:00Z")
Dexatrim pill pill box box lunch ---
**Author:** ![PatrickM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@PatrickM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickM)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/51 "1999-12-20T21:53:00Z")
Lunch time Time Life Life sentence ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/52 "1999-12-20T22:05:00Z")
ARUGH! What starts with “sentence”?!?! * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/53 "1999-12-20T22:10:00Z")
Sentence Structure Structural Defect Defective Memory ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/54 "1999-12-20T22:24:00Z")
Memory bank Bank pen Penn and Teller (HA!) * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/55 "1999-12-20T22:28:00Z")
Go _teller_ on the mountain Mountain goat goa_t eller_ on the mountain Sorry, I had to do that; just ignore me. * * * “A zebra does not change its spots.” ~Al Gore, 1992~ ---
**Author:** ![IHeartUncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d2c977/32.png) [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/56 "1999-12-20T22:37:00Z")
(Ain’t No) Mountain High Enough (To Keep Me From You) Enough Is Enough Enough Already ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 1999, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/57 "1999-12-20T23:29:00Z")
Already taken Taken in stride Stride length And just who, may I ask, is **IHeartUncleBeer**? ---
**Author:** ![cheyenne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@cheyenne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheyenne)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/58 "1999-12-21T01:08:00Z")
length-wise wise-ass ass-kicker ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/59 "1999-12-21T01:21:00Z")
By the powers invested in me, (I have over 1000 posts, so there) I change Kicker to Kick. Kick Back Back Stroke Stroker’s Ace ( A bad Burt Reynold’s Movie) * * * The early bird gets the worm but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/60 "1999-12-21T01:38:00Z")
Ace of Hearts Heart of Gold Gold Rings * * * I opened the door, and look who I found. Damn I’m good [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221.md?page=4)