# The SD Chainword Massacre **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 1999, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221 "1999-12-20T03:39:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/61 "1999-12-21T01:43:00Z")
Rings-ide (Ring side…okay, a stretch but I’m trying) Side Step Step Mother * * * “Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.” ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/62 "1999-12-21T03:40:00Z")
Mother…no, don’t think that’d be acceptable… Mother Superior Superior Court Court Disaster ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/63 "1999-12-21T03:51:00Z")
Disaster Flick Flick Boogers Booger Meister ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/64 "1999-12-21T04:43:00Z")
Meister Berger (sp?) Berger chef Chef Troy * * * MaryAnn No, stupid, it’s a boat! ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/65 "1999-12-21T05:26:00Z")
Troy ounce Ounce of prevention Prevention magazine ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/66 "1999-12-21T05:32:00Z")
Magazine Subcription Subscription Offer Offer Resistance ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/67 "1999-12-21T16:17:00Z")
Resistance is Futile Futile War (futile - feudal - get it? har!) War Games * * * Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/68 "1999-12-21T16:59:00Z")
Game Boy Boy Howdy Howdy Doody (do something with **that** , I dare ya!) * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/69 "1999-12-21T17:02:00Z")
Doody Free 😉 Free will Will power * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/70 "1999-12-21T17:07:00Z")
Power Play Play Ball Ball Buster 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/71 "1999-12-21T17:19:00Z")
Buster Brown Brown Betty Betty Boop (CHECK!) * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/72 "1999-12-21T17:33:00Z")
Boop Boop De Doop (D)oop-si-daisy Daisy Chain (Git your mind out of the gutter! I was thinking of the flower kind - hehehe :)) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/73 "1999-12-21T17:39:00Z")
Chain gang Gang initiation initiation rites * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/74 "1999-12-21T19:35:00Z")
Rites of passage Passage To India India(n) corn (sorry about that) ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/75 "1999-12-21T19:42:00Z")
Corn Chowder Chowder Head Head Lice * * * VB “Hey! How 'bout that Toe Jam?” ---
**Author:** ![beefymeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@beefymeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beefymeg)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/76 "1999-12-21T19:58:00Z")
Lice Shampoo Shampoo Girl Girl Magnet * * * Sucks to your assmar. ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/77 "1999-12-21T20:20:00Z")
Magnetic Personality Personality Flaw Flawra McFlimsey You can use “Eve” if you’d rather! LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/78 "1999-12-21T21:07:00Z")
Eve Arden; Arden(t) passion; passion fruit ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/79 "1999-12-21T21:12:00Z")
Fruit pie pie filling filling station * * * Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 1999, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/80 "1999-12-21T21:23:00Z")
Station Master Master Key Key Largo Ooh! Dat’s a nasty one! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221.md?page=5)