# The SD Chainword Massacre

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 20, 1999, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221 "1999-12-20T03:39:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/101 "1999-12-22T00:26:00Z")

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Gone fishin’  
Fishin’ sticks (HA!)  
Sticks and stones

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**StoryTyler**  
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”  
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)

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**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/102 "1999-12-22T00:32:00Z")

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Stones, Rolling;  
rolling papers;  
papers, please

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/103 "1999-12-22T01:10:00Z")

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Please yourself  
Yourself absorbed  
Absorbed in thought

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/104 "1999-12-22T01:14:00Z")

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thought control  
control freak  
freak brothers (Fabulous Furr FB)

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/105 "1999-12-22T01:54:00Z")

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brothers’ keeper  
keep 'er covered  
covered wagon

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Jodi

_Fiat Justitia_

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/106 "1999-12-22T02:02:00Z")

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Wagon Train  
Train track  
Tracks (of my) tears

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/107 "1999-12-22T02:09:00Z")

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Tears on my pillow  
Pillow Talk  
Talk Soup (never the same after skunk boy left)

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“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”

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**Author:** ![N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@N\_oR\_jVIaL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N_oR_jVIaL)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/108 "1999-12-22T02:22:00Z")

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Soup Can  
Can Do  
Do Wop

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/109 "1999-12-22T02:28:00Z")

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Wop-bop-a-loo-lop a-lop-bam-boo  
Boo Hiss  
Hiss(ing) Snake

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“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/110 "1999-12-22T02:31:00Z")

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Snake Eyes  
Eyes Wide Shut  
Shut the Door

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/111 "1999-12-22T02:34:00Z")

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Door Way  
Way Ward  
Ward of the State

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“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/112 "1999-12-22T03:53:00Z")

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State Trooper  
Trooper Brown  
Brown Sugar

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**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/113 "1999-12-22T04:28:00Z")

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## Sugar Ray Ray of light Light my fire

MaryAnn  
No, stupid, it’s a boat!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/114 "1999-12-22T05:17:00Z")

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Fire light  
Light as a feather  
Feather pillow

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/115 "1999-12-22T05:20:00Z")

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Pillow talk  
Talk trash  
Trash Can  
(sorry, wanted to do 2 in a row!)

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/116 "1999-12-22T06:08:00Z")

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Can Do  
Do It  
It Sucks

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/117 "1999-12-22T06:20:00Z")

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## Sucks air Air head Head case

**StoryTyler**  
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”  
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)

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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/118 "1999-12-22T06:35:00Z")

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Case of beer  
Beer user 😉  
user friendly

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“I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…”

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/119 "1999-12-22T12:48:00Z")

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Friendly Fire  
Fire Drill  
Drill Bit

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**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 1999, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-chainword-massacre/12221/120 "1999-12-22T12:54:00Z")

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Bit O’Honey  
Honey-Baked Ham  
Ham Actor

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Il vaut mieux gâcher sa jeunesse que de n’en rien faire du tout. – Georges Courteline

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