# The SD Lunch Table **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277 "2001-08-27T03:21:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/41 "2001-08-28T22:27:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nen \* > \*\ ***Euty** , if you put the Fritos on the peanut butter sandwich, it won’t stick to the roof of your mouth. \*\* Nooooooooooo … Fritos go on the tuna-fish sandwich. Maybe _that’s_ why I’m sitting alone. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/42 "2001-08-28T22:57:43Z")
_Euty,_\* you put Fritos on your tuna fish? Um…hey man, you mind if I sit with you? Geez, it’s good to find someone else that does that. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/43 "2001-08-28T22:58:50Z")
After you fix my dorky coding, and maybe put some masing tape on my glasses, that is. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/44 "2001-08-28T23:18:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tristan \* > \*\*I, in my wisdom, noticing that no-one is picking me, just 'cause I was away from school for a while, have decided that I will climb up on the old stage that no-one uses anymore, and start reciting Monty Python and horribly off-color jokes until I get some applause. \*\* _Claps for Tristan, as Kbean loves Monty Python_ ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/45 "2001-08-29T00:22:41Z")
Hey, you guys! I can’t find the cafeteria! I can smell the food. I can _hear_ you in there. But I’m lost! Somebody…? Anybody? Omigosh, here come two big tough Pinkie Tuscadero lookalikes, and … huh? You want my lunch money? Hellpppp! ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/46 "2001-08-29T01:15:00Z")
_walks up to Tristan, reading phrasebook_ I will not buy this record…it is scratched. Will you please fondle my buttocks? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/47 "2001-08-29T01:22:25Z")
I think I’ll go sit over there (::points over there::), all alone, rather than have to… you know, introduce myself to anyone. sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/48 "2001-08-29T01:36:09Z")
::Sits down next to **AndYrAStar** and calls **Euty** and **Persephone** over:: Who wants to trade their Snack Packs for this delicious apple? ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/49 "2001-08-29T01:38:10Z")
is it a granny smith? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/50 "2001-08-29T01:39:59Z")
Yes…of course… ::Hides “Golden Delicious” sticker from view:: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/51 "2001-08-29T01:41:48Z")
I’m that one girl who is always so quiet and sits alone with a book. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/52 "2001-08-29T01:44:54Z")
::bites into apple:: granny smith, eh? Why oh why must you try to deceive me, Jester? I thought we could be pals. Pffh. Jerk. I’m going to go see if I can have oldie make his friends let me sit there with them. ::stomps away:: ---
**Author:** ![Rossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3e96dc/32.png) [@Rossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rossarian)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/53 "2001-08-29T03:46:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TroubleAgain \* > \*\*I’d probably sit by myself ☹ but that’s okay, 'cause I’d read a book. Maybe I’d ask dlgirl and her group if they’d mind if I could sit with them, sometimes. \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*I’m that one girl who is always so quiet and sits alone with a book. \*\* You guys should sit with dlgirl, zebra, darian00 and I. We’re making our own cool table. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/54 "2001-08-29T04:15:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MsRobyn \* > \*\*We need a large table. > > [ul] > **Airman Doors > Tripler > Tiggeril > Nymysys and dpr > MamaHen > robgruver > Caldazar > LNO > Maeglin > chique > iampunha** > [/ul] > > Robin \*\* I feel like such a chump. I finally get mentioned, and I didn’t even open this thread until now. I’m flattered, **MsRobyn**. 🙂 I’d love to sit at that table, but I have my own additions. **GingerOfTheNorth Nocturne Pammipoo Doobieous Esprix Techchick68 Anthracite Mamahen Bluesman and Lucretia Geobabe SuaSponte Weirddave ExTank Jonathan Chance** That might be an enormous table, but it would be like family for me. 🙂 [sub]If I forgot anyone, please feel free to join us anyway.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/55 "2001-08-29T04:16:36Z")
Oh, Christ, how could I have forgotten **Hamadryad**? {{{{{{Hama}}}}}} 😉 ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/56 "2001-08-29T04:47:53Z")
Yeah, **Guinastasia** and **TroubleAgain**. I know that we would all have the best time. Gee, it looks like I haven’t run out of “My Little Pony” lines yet. Ain’t that sad? 😃 Are you sure all of you want to put up with my inanity? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/57 "2001-08-29T08:29:02Z")
It’d be just me and **Doobieous** , sitting under a tree, feeding each other grapes. Oh, um, er, did I say **Doob**? I meant **matt\_mcl** of course. (Guess I have to get scheduled for two different lunch periods. Oh, the horror - two dates to the prom! 😃 ) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/58 "2001-08-29T10:20:10Z")
Well we got Nen, now where in the HELL is andygirl? And Andy for that matter? Goddamnit, I need Morphy in here! And I don’t see Odie or Maxxie on that list anywhere! How did I become the lunch hostess? Someone shoot me. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/59 "2001-08-29T11:48:30Z")
Cool! I’ve got invites from **MsRobyn** and **dlgirl’s** groups! Maybe I’ll leave the book in my locker! ( **Guinistasia** , psst, over here. Cool kids that don’t mind us bookish types!) ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277/60 "2001-08-29T13:16:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*Well we got Nen, now where in the HELL is andygirl? And Andy for that matter? Goddamnit, I need Morphy in here! And I don’t see Odie or Maxxie on that list anywhere! > How did I become the lunch hostess? Someone shoot me. \*\* _sigh_ Seems there were a few holes in my list. Robin [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sd-lunch-table/78277.md?page=4)